Warrant out for me

[LauraLesleyLogan]

I've done something stupid and failed to show up at Jury duty which I know is so wrong though have had different things to deal with recently which I know is no excuse.

Now it appears a warrant has been issued for my arrest. I have had a phone call to say I have to go to the police station and could be locked up to appear in court.

Anyone know whats likely to happen to me. Proper bricking it.

Scary though self inflicted.

You can't beat this thread for the craic, Queen. I just asked DH again, 'Where's fuck?' (now that the 'bairns', as he calls them, are sleeping). 'Fuck knows,' he answered.

Fuck must be about the most versatile word in the English (or Scottish) language

Especially "fuck me". Can use it in any context.

Hope ye telt him tae get tae fuck @expatinscotland

Am hoping the OP isny huvin' a two night lie in in the jail....

Think she's got tae fuck anaw

No idea what's going on

Still wondering who nicknacky has been reported to

So how does one use clype?

‘She is a dreadful clype’?
‘She clyped me to the teacher’?

Does it refer to the person or the act?

It can be either Simon

So in addition to being a place, fuck is also an omniscient being, ken?

She is a Clype
She clyped on me
I'm gonna Clype on you

I'd say clype refers to the person. 'She's a shockin' clype, thon' . Well that's what it would be in Co Antrim, which admittedly isn't Scotland but might as well be when it comes to language!

maybe paperwhite has goan tae tek her face fer a shite?

hope OP is awae hame the noo.

'I'd say clype refers to the person. '

It's definitely a verb here in Scotland, too.

Oh yes, 'she clyped on me' , we'd say that too. But not 'she clyped me'...

and simon it'd be "clyped on me to the teacher"

@Paperwhites clyped ON @Nicknacky (allegedly)

We believe she's clyped to either her Mum or the Polis, but we aren't 100% sure.

Both @Paperwhites and @LauraLesleyLogan appear to have gone "tae fuck", although the exact location of aforementioned fuck is also uncertain.

HTH 😃

What the actual fuck is going on with my bolds tonight?? Apologies folks.

'We believe she's clyped to either her Mum or the Polis, but we aren't 100% sure. '

It's Lord Lucan, I'm telling you, it's Lord Lucan.

I'm in NI and fuck can be any person, place or thing.

Get tha' fuck
Who tha' fuck
Where tha' fuck

It is thee noun.

Hope you're alright OP.

Sorry, forgot

What tha' fuck.

Hope you are ok OP.

Hope it went as well as possible, OP. 🍷🌺🤞

Thinking of you op. Hope you are okay...you will get through this xx

Really enjoying the Scottish talk on this thread!

Perhaps the OP is swithering about whether to update or not...

Hope all ok