please dont make me have a bikers funeral

[FluffyMummy123]

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I used to live up the road tfrom that crem

Sorry but you have to

Rats, I've been planning it all afternoon.

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I've got a scary feeling that this is what my dad has in mind for his sendoff.

I don't want to go in a caravan either

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my neice does scrapbooking but I don't know what it is

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I can just picture you, scrapbooking away in your caravan, your Harley parked oustide.... maybe getting ready for a line dancing class..

Scrapbooking is VERY odd. I think Irish wakes cover the whole funeral thing quite well. You get pissed, cry and bury your dead within 3 days. Fast and efficient and then in a months time you have a memorial mass for close friends and family.

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is obligatory for fish I'm afraid.

That was just a stroke of inspiration cod, I had a feeling it might fit on your list.

at tortoiseSHELL's joke

uh - what joke??? (scratches head...)

(pretending all the while to be a highly amusing poster, but not sure what joke she has made)

gotcha, LINE dancing!

HAHAHAHAHAHA - of course I meant it all the time!

I thought it was a stroke of genius, you should have taken full credit

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lol Tamum, am only trying to make all the less witty posters feel better (tries to convince herself)!

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What about karaoke?

How timely. Just getting our wills sorted and we've been asked what arrangement we want for our funerals.

So far I want everyone to get really drunk and I want a chocolate fountain. I want to picture friends and family stood round it tucking in and talking about how I used to get sooooo drunk at parties and take my clothes off.