please dont make me have a bikers funeral

[FluffyMummy123]

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I have put my name down to be chopped up and exhibited by Guhter Von Hagen when I go. I thought he might actually appreciate my scoliotic spine. My family can feed the rest of the bits through a woodchipper and use them as fertiliser.

How very Fargo, Madamez...

I can see it clearly now.
Your funeral in the style of any film, show or musical, for example;
Copacabana
Fargo
Kill Bill
Heaven or Las Vegas
Paris, Texas
Total Recall

ooh! ooh! Yes! My remains could be disposed of in a large Wicker Man on a remote Scottish Isle while loads of wierdo pagans sing lustily....I like it!

Ultimate Gang Bang iii? That would suit me.. mind you I wouldn't be able to enjoy it, would I?

Now there is a movie clip I am mortified to admit having seen.... Her eyes looked just dead in the end...