Kate and William have split!

[McDreamy]

I wasn't expecting that! Thought she was going to be the next Princess. Maybe the pressure was too much, they are very young.

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Who are you? I cant cope with all these namechangers.

Anyway I met her and said "hi" she seemed fine with that cause she said "what a beautiful baby" DD was just 6 months and I said "thanks" and gave me one of those really ponsey-weak hand shakes in fact wouldnt even call it a shake more a she brushed her skin in the palm of my hand and then fucked off

"Who are you? I cant cope with all these namechangers." I thought that's how you'd addressed the Q

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"john"

"piss parlour"

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Do you think she says "Im away to wet me lettuce"

I bet the Queen only goes once a day. How common to need the loo more than once a day