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Kate and William have split!

168 replies

McDreamy · 14/04/2007 08:05

I wasn't expecting that! Thought she was going to be the next Princess. Maybe the pressure was too much, they are very young.

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FioFio · 17/04/2007 16:29

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Nightynight · 17/04/2007 16:30

yes I agree, nice to meet you comes naturally, other phrases dont (How d'y do is just affected)

Nightynight · 17/04/2007 16:30

agree fio

expatinscotland · 17/04/2007 16:30

Here, here, Fio!

I couldn't agree more.

Stigaloid · 17/04/2007 16:35

"pleased to meet you isnt rude - its COMMON

you are supposed to say Hello Maaaarm"

Actually, you're meant to say 'how do you do?'

Also it isn't the lavratory - it's the 'loo' or WC.

expatinscotland · 17/04/2007 16:36

It's a ladies room or a restroom or a powder room.

Or 'the gents', the men's room.

DrNortherner · 17/04/2007 16:38

'what?' is prefferred over pardon I beleive.

CristinaTheAstonishing · 17/04/2007 16:40

What-what?

FioFio · 17/04/2007 16:40

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nailpolish · 17/04/2007 16:42

i prefer harry to wills

he can get away with more

he is more dirty

he is more of a laugh

my name doesnt really suit 'Queen xxxxxx' but it sounds FANTASTIC as 'Princess xxxxxx'

CristinaTheAstonishing · 17/04/2007 16:48

NP, would the poor taxpayer need to fund your nailpolishing hobbies? At least it's a cheap one, cheaper than having a horse or some such [tries to think of upper class pastimes]

nailpolish · 17/04/2007 16:51

believe it or not, i dont actually have polished/varnished/painted nails, whichever phrase is your preference

of course, if i was royal, i would. i would fund this with my 'job' as part time accessories buyer for jigsaw

CristinaTheAstonishing · 17/04/2007 17:04

I'm sure you'd have a man doing this nail painting business for you. Putting on your toothpaste, wiping your royal behind (I wonder what the Q calls it) etc. Tough life, you know?

chocolattegirl · 17/04/2007 19:24

Apparently Ms Middleton is on indefinite compassionate leave from her (part-time) job with Jigsaw. Now I don't doubt that she's upset over it all but the best thing to do is pick yourself and get on with it - plenty more men out there lol. Even if they do say 'toilet' or 'pardon' . Compassionate leave for a relationship break up?

I suspect this is code for they've let her go as her Royal connection has gone.

Ponce · 17/04/2007 19:25

up the revolution

kickassangel · 17/04/2007 19:57

could be they just don't want the hassle of media attention on their doorstep. not fair on the other workers

sauce · 17/04/2007 20:59

If my kids say 'what?' to me I give them hell. So rude. Better: 'what did you say,
Mama?'

chocolattegirl · 17/04/2007 21:05

I hope that they curtsey or bow when they saw that Sauce

LieselVentouse · 17/04/2007 21:43

Well I meant her once and do you know how I addressed her?

October · 17/04/2007 21:44

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chocolattegirl · 17/04/2007 21:48

Khazi?

bog?

'Littlest room'?

October · 17/04/2007 21:51

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chocolattegirl · 17/04/2007 21:58

That is reserved for the Queen surely? .

According to one website I looked at, loo is the alternative word for lavatory.

Shades of primary school here.

October · 17/04/2007 21:59

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LieselVentouse · 17/04/2007 21:59

Okay just fricken ignore me then