Kate and William have split!

[McDreamy]

I wasn't expecting that! Thought she was going to be the next Princess. Maybe the pressure was too much, they are very young.

yes I agree, nice to meet you comes naturally, other phrases dont (How d'y do is just affected)

agree fio

Here, here, Fio!

I couldn't agree more.

"pleased to meet you isnt rude - its COMMON

you are supposed to say Hello Maaaarm"

Actually, you're meant to say 'how do you do?'

Also it isn't the lavratory - it's the 'loo' or WC.

It's a ladies room or a restroom or a powder room.

Or 'the gents', the men's room.

'what?' is prefferred over pardon I beleive.

What-what?

i prefer harry to wills

he can get away with more

he is more dirty

he is more of a laugh

my name doesnt really suit 'Queen xxxxxx' but it sounds FANTASTIC as 'Princess xxxxxx'

NP, would the poor taxpayer need to fund your nailpolishing hobbies? At least it's a cheap one, cheaper than having a horse or some such [tries to think of upper class pastimes]

believe it or not, i dont actually have polished/varnished/painted nails, whichever phrase is your preference

of course, if i was royal, i would. i would fund this with my 'job' as part time accessories buyer for jigsaw

I'm sure you'd have a man doing this nail painting business for you. Putting on your toothpaste, wiping your royal behind (I wonder what the Q calls it) etc. Tough life, you know?

Apparently Ms Middleton is on indefinite compassionate leave from her (part-time) job with Jigsaw. Now I don't doubt that she's upset over it all but the best thing to do is pick yourself and get on with it - plenty more men out there lol. Even if they do say 'toilet' or 'pardon' . Compassionate leave for a relationship break up?

I suspect this is code for they've let her go as her Royal connection has gone.

up the revolution

could be they just don't want the hassle of media attention on their doorstep. not fair on the other workers

If my kids say 'what?' to me I give them hell. So rude. Better: 'what did you say,
Mama?'

I hope that they curtsey or bow when they saw that Sauce

Well I meant her once and do you know how I addressed her?

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Khazi?

bog?

'Littlest room'?

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That is reserved for the Queen surely? .

According to one website I looked at, loo is the alternative word for lavatory.

Shades of primary school here.

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Okay just fricken ignore me then