Duchess of Cambridge pregnant with number 2

[Crackedhouse]

Lovely news to wake up to today!

She has had a political womb since the day she got married. Why anyone would choose that life, I don't know.

Some of us are trying to have lunch here! Just heaved on my banana with the mental pic of Alex Salmond bumping uglies!

I was pregnant around the same time as her last time too. This is making me very broody for no 2!

We will vote no if they promise to call it Senga (for a girl, in case you didn't know) or Hamish.

Actually they probably have a posh friend called Hamish. Rab, then.

Squoosh, agreed on Nicolas Witchell. I imagine his sex life as sort of... lizard-y. Or involving role play with crowns, thrones and royal prerogatives and stuff. Eek.

It says more about me than Kate Cambridge or whatever one calls her these days that I find the idea of conceiving again when your child is a mere 15 months completely incomprehensible. And I skipped through my pregnancy, with no HG...

Oh god - you were eating a banana at the same time a well thumbed Alex Salmond in the Rocking Horse position was being discussed??

You poor woman

god the thought of Alex S and the well-thumbed Sutra.

Its gives a new meaning to "better together"

and, of course, "No, thanks"

Would everyone please stop heaving at the thought of Alex's sex life. He's a strong, powerful man with strong, powerful needs.

I wonder if he flounders about like a salmon out of water when he comes.

" I imagine his sex life as sort of... lizard-y."

Bit like the Royals themselves

stoppit "squoosh" I am eating.

YES YES YES!!

I will never look at the Yes campaign stuff in the same way again

YES!

YES!

HNNNNNN UGGGGHHHH ARRRRGGHHHHH!

(apols Kate for sullying your thread)

Tears streaming down my face here....!
Congrats to William and Kate though-am very much a 'Yes' voter (live in Central Scotland) but I do love a bit of royal news!

I bet Nicholas Witchell dresses up as Queen Victoria and his lady friend dresses up as Prince Albert. He then rides around on her back in his back garden in Surbiton waving at his subjects. His subjects being gladioli.

Maybe.

YES YES YES

OHHHHHHH MOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AM I GETTIN' A YES FROM YOU, MA WEE LOVELY?

(apologies also to Kate. God Save the Queen)

Maybe Alex will make a Freudian slip and refer to the 'Butter Together' campaign.

AM I GETTIN' A YES FROM YOU, MA WEE LOVELY?

CKDexterHaven a bum sex reference on a thread about a lovely new baby!

At least we were keeping it wholesome by just impersonating his orgasmic shrieks.

I am eating yoghurt. none of this helping.

It just made me feel sad that yet another person is pregnant with their 2nd child :(

If Kate is reading this she's now vomming and thinking 'Alex bloody Salmond, you fuckers...'

Yes CKDexterHaven - shame on you and your village. Butter and bum sex indeed. This is a very serious thread about the third heir to the throne and Alex Salmond's sex life.