Unspeakable act of sexual degradation

[welshboris]

In work, someones bought the NOTW, am reading an article about "Lib Dem politicians 3 in a bed rent boy romps" Says he encouraged the rent boys to perform an unspeakable act of sexual degradation on him

This is the only place in the whole world I could ask what this means and not be laughed at or called a perv.

So, is this just anal??!!

Rather you than me!

These threads are making me feel so ORDINARY. Thankfully.

isn't Simon Hughes familiar with Dorothy too? are we due yet more revelations? (libdems suddenly become exciting shocker)

ooh yes sobernow, but it's been a long, fallow time since then

makes a change from politicans shitting on us.

What was Simon Hughes apologising about today?

Hughes said Oaten "still had a future" as a politician...

btw, did you see Sven is off after the World Cup? now there's a colourful character...

I think this thread is the right place for this joke:

two gerbils walking down a street full of bars in san francisco. one gerbil stops and says to the other "fancy going in there and getting shit-faced?"

ba-boom

i am shocked. That is disgusting.

Outraged, of Tumbridge Wells

there'll be tears before bedtime...

only skimmed this thread so this question may have been asked but i was wondering what would you actually class as unspeakable?
I cant actually think of much worse than poo and hamsters!
Lurrrvvedd that joke - this thread is mad!!!