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Unspeakable act of sexual degradation

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welshboris · 22/01/2006 09:33

In work, someones bought the NOTW, am reading an article about "Lib Dem politicians 3 in a bed rent boy romps" Says he encouraged the rent boys to perform an unspeakable act of sexual degradation on him

This is the only place in the whole world I could ask what this means and not be laughed at or called a perv.

So, is this just anal??!!

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Janh · 22/01/2006 22:51

Why is it - apparently - a natural progression from dressing up in football strips to crapping on somebody? And how worried should Sven-G be at this development?

Meanoldmummy · 22/01/2006 23:01

doesn't the gerbil scratch and bite and do terrible damage?

sobernow · 22/01/2006 23:04

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mummytosteven · 22/01/2006 23:05

Noooooo! Now that I never knew about the pop group...

Meanoldmummy · 22/01/2006 23:05

you are LYING......

sobernow · 22/01/2006 23:06

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Mytwopenceworth · 22/01/2006 23:08

i've got it - the rent boys stood over his head throwing poo at him, while forcing him to make love to anne widdecombe

with the lights on

sobernow · 22/01/2006 23:12

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Aloha · 22/01/2006 23:17

The thing is, I believe the unspeakable act (be it poo or wee related - poo I'd imagine ) but I am sure the football kit bit is completely made up. They are trying to make us think of David Mellor

Aloha · 22/01/2006 23:17

Oh, his poor, poor family.

moondog · 23/01/2006 00:02

Bugsy,am intrigued your dark references to Ted Heath.
So what did he get up to??????

Meanoldmummy · 23/01/2006 00:06

Surely he was too fat and wheezy for innovative sexual acrobatics??

LeftOverTurkey · 23/01/2006 00:13

Yes, dish the dirt on Ted Heath. Or are we being hypothetical here?

moondog · 23/01/2006 00:15

Not just me then whose appetite has been whetted???

Meanoldmummy · 23/01/2006 00:18

What a very unfortunate turn of phrase moondog

suedonim · 23/01/2006 03:15

Omg, I've learned far more than I wanted to know from MN tonight! My older kids twit me for being naive but actually, I think I prefer to be an innocent abroad.

NotQuiteCockney · 23/01/2006 06:40

The stilettos and gerbils thing, from what I know, is related to the fifty-foot-high woman thing - the men like to imagine they're the gerbils, iyswim.

(I'm pretty relaxed about people doing weird stuff for fun, but hurting animals is much grosser to me than any poo.)

Pip · 23/01/2006 08:48

I want to know about Ted Heath too.

batters · 23/01/2006 08:54

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moondog · 23/01/2006 13:00

TH TH TH TH TH

(chanting)

motherinferior · 23/01/2006 13:02

Mr Heath was allegedly a how shall I put it not exact stranger to Dorothy.

NotQuiteCockney · 23/01/2006 13:02

Did a websearch, found loads of references to him being a "confirmed bachelor".

Lonelymum · 23/01/2006 13:03

There was a documentary about TH not so lon ago ad I don't remember it turning up anything salacious (except I think he had a very close relationship with his mother which prevented him ever marrying). I am nt sure Bugsy meant anything by her comment beyond the fact that TH kept his personal life out of the public eye.

NotQuiteCockney · 23/01/2006 13:03

MI, is that expression current here? I thought it was an American thing?

(I keep meaning to learn that funny camp language they used to have in Soho.)

NotQuiteCockney · 23/01/2006 13:06

Hmm, more websearch reveals that nobody's sure. He may have been celibate, just not that interested in sex. May have fancied men, but not done much. Might have slept with men (although if he did, nobody seems to be stepping forward to talk about it).