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Unspeakable act of sexual degradation

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welshboris · 22/01/2006 09:33

In work, someones bought the NOTW, am reading an article about "Lib Dem politicians 3 in a bed rent boy romps" Says he encouraged the rent boys to perform an unspeakable act of sexual degradation on him

This is the only place in the whole world I could ask what this means and not be laughed at or called a perv.

So, is this just anal??!!

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monkeytrousers · 22/01/2006 12:46

Add's a new twist to 'coming home smelling of someone else's perfume' - wonder what he had on his shirt collars instead of lipstick..

lucy5 · 22/01/2006 12:49

Robbie williams is always banging on about golden showers in in his songs.

Meanoldmummy · 22/01/2006 12:52

Well he is from Stoke-on-Trent......

lucy5 · 22/01/2006 12:54

why do they get alot of sunshine and showers up there?

Freckle · 22/01/2006 12:56

Well, I also feel very sorry for the rent boy. These are usually young lads who are forced to do this "work" against their wishes. It's a terrible society where such boys are available to creeps like this.

foxinsocks · 22/01/2006 12:58

welshboris, I do like the way you qualified the fact that you are reading the NOTW by saying that someone else bought it!

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welshboris · 22/01/2006 13:07

i was!!! it was on my desk, its like a car crash, you know you shouldnt stare but you do

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HRHQueenOfQuelNoel · 22/01/2006 13:08

wb I know what you mean - we often have "The Sun" "The Daily Mail" and "The Mirror" lying around at work which the residents have read and left lyingi n the lounge (which we clean and tidy) - at 3am when it's a quiet night it's very hard not to get drawn in to reading the "news" (and I used the term very loosely)

Pruni · 22/01/2006 14:03

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welshboris · 22/01/2006 14:04

Mark Oaten theres another thread about him somewhere

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beansprout · 22/01/2006 14:05

If they use this term, it makes it sound a 100 times worse but they are not committing themselves to something that might land them in court. It could have just been a blow job!

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welshboris · 22/01/2006 14:08

No beansprout its not a blow job

"the naked MP then got the rent boys to humilate him with a bizarre sex act too revolting to describe"

I know it can make you gag, but oral isnt that bad!!

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HappyMumof2 · 22/01/2006 16:24

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moondog · 22/01/2006 16:30

lol You couldn't make it up could you???
I shall ask my neighbour the MP next time I see him....

FrannytheQuinoaEater · 22/01/2006 17:11

Dp searched the web and found this:

"On January 21 2006 Oaten resigned from the Liberal Democrat front bench when
it was revealed by the News of the World that he had had a relationship
with a 23-year-old rentboy between summer 2004 and February
2005. The newspaper reveals that Oaten had had 'three-in-a-bed' sex with two
rent boys, getting them to "humiliate him with a bizarre sex act too
revolting to describe"[2]

  • it is known within journalistic and political circles that this act involved Oaten demanding to be degraded by asking the rentboys to defecate on him. Previously, he demanded that a rentboy dressed up in a football strip for him."

I must say, just being pooed on is not unspeakable for me. He would have to have eaten it for it to be really unspeakable

snafu · 22/01/2006 17:14

Surely nothing's too unspeakable for the NotW?!

NotQuiteCockney · 22/01/2006 17:15

The whole "unspeakable" thing is weird, given that there was significant coverage, a few years back, of that German bloke who killed and ate another (German?) bloke, as a sexual escapade (the guy who was eaten was happy about it all!). By comparison, pooing on people is pretty innocuous, surely?

Rhubarb · 22/01/2006 17:17

Billy Connolly says that when he was a student, this guy used to pay good money for degrading acts. The guy would lie in the bath naked, a sheet of glass over his face, the student would then poo onto the sheet of glass. Billy says he did this once for the money but never again!

FrannytheQuinoaEater · 22/01/2006 17:19

I think unfortunately in this day and age, being pooed on is pretty tame. I think this is why they are being so coy about it - it encourages feverish speculation and sounds like it could be so much worse.

CarolinaMoon · 22/01/2006 17:26

ROFL @ this whole discussion about whether pooing on someone is actually unspeakably degrading or not

Maybe it is like Richard Nixon's swearing in the Watergate tapes, where "expletive deleted" sounded like he was effing all the way through, when apparently he was actually saying "Christ" or other mild(ish) words - i.e. NOTW uses that phrase to make it sound particularly salacious, not because in itself it is too rude to print.

CarolinaMoon · 22/01/2006 17:28

xposts with Franny

HappyMumof2 · 22/01/2006 17:30

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HappyMumof2 · 22/01/2006 17:31

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FrannytheQuinoaEater · 22/01/2006 17:36

Degrading - yes.

Unspeakable - no.

Great phrase though, I quite admire the person at NOTW who came up with it. It expresses a superb amount of moral outrage while not actually having to explain what one is outrgaed about

Meanoldmummy · 22/01/2006 17:41

I must be much more of a wuss than you lot. It IS unspeakable. It makes my toes curl just being dimly aware of the possibility....ugh, ugh, UGH!!! Can you IMAGINE being shat on by another human being...all warm and moist and stinking....GOD I would have to scrub myself raw every day for the rest of my natural life........[abject revulsion emoticon]