Unspeakable act of sexual degradation

[welshboris]

In work, someones bought the NOTW, am reading an article about "Lib Dem politicians 3 in a bed rent boy romps" Says he encouraged the rent boys to perform an unspeakable act of sexual degradation on him

This is the only place in the whole world I could ask what this means and not be laughed at or called a perv.

So, is this just anal??!!

The reasons for him doing so, and the alleged nature of that privacy, are fairly well-known. It may well be why early GLF marchers used to shout 'Heath, we're right behind you'

Mine of information, aren't I. Under the circs that is of course perhaps not the most fortunate phrase, of course.

NQC, I've heard it

In the documentary, there was a woman, but he didn't marry her (I forget why). His mother lived to a ripe old age and every night he would pay the piano to her.

Wasn't Dorothy the sec.??

Friend of a friend met an ex of his, male, apparently.

play it even.

Moondog, "friend of Dorothy" = "gay". It's an American expression. I think it's to do with Wizard of Oz.

Very educational, this thread .

Judy Garland. As in gay icon.

I am slightly perturbed at the things I know about (that language is Polari, btw) versus the things I don't, really.

Sorry, left you high & dry about old Sir Edward, but NQC has filled you in. I have a friend whose bestest mate is a long standing Tory MP & I get some great goss! Oaten has apparently taken everyone slightly by surprise but MPs are notoriously tight lipped about each other's conduct until it goes public - lots of dark secrets in the House of Commons!!!!
Allegedly, Heath was an enormouse queen of Elton John proportions, with a penchant for the younger gentleman. However, he allegedly had so much dirt on so many other people he was always able to negotiate silence on his predilictions!!! Such a grimy world.

NQC,thought it may be...
God I'm sooooooo provincial

I met TH once, in Broadstairs, when I was a little girl. He was nice, very gentlemanly. He always seemed sexless, to me (I mean my adult opinion, I didn't think that when I was a little girl, I hasten to add!).

MI, what's GLF?? NQC, thanks for the Dorothy explanation - I was puzzling away over that!

Gay Liberation Front suedonim

There was a R4 prog yesterday (Archive Hour?) about the Fastnet race with the terrible storm when a lot of people died, and it included TH who mentioned that he was below and one of the crew fell on him...I did wonder in passing if he'd enjoyed it

My MP neighbour had a party in the summer. A fellow MP was there with his boyfriend. What struck people was not that he was gay and Asian,rather that he was English and doesn't speak Welsh!!
Must have been the only person amongst about 60 who didn't.

i feel sorry for oatens wife

imagine discovering your dh likes being shat on by rent boys

wonder if hes ever asked her to do it (wonder if shes ever done it)

god i hope shes not a mumsnetter

i once had a bf whos fantasy was for me to pee onto his parents round glass table while he lay underneath and wanked himself

when he told me i laughed

I DIDNT DO IT!

Ooh think of the mess np.It would be straight out with the Mr Muscle as soon as your gusset had dried out.

i dont think he wanted me to wear pants moondog

every time i see that table i cringe

lol
Was referring to you putting them back on after the dirty deed...

oh right!

and imagine his mum

"whats this sticky stuff on the underside of my coffee table?"

Is he married now?
Maybe dw obliges.

yes he is, wonder if i could find out

thing is, he now has the coffee table in his own house

when it used to be in his parents when i went out with him

maybe he asked his mum especially when he got his own place

Oh in that case I reckon she does.
Why else would he want his parents' coffee table eh??Carpet or wooden floors?
That will give you a clue.

A thread on scatting and bum love, only on M'net

i must arrange another visit to his house to investigate, get drunk and ask his wife