Unspeakable act of sexual degradation

[welshboris]

In work, someones bought the NOTW, am reading an article about "Lib Dem politicians 3 in a bed rent boy romps" Says he encouraged the rent boys to perform an unspeakable act of sexual degradation on him

This is the only place in the whole world I could ask what this means and not be laughed at or called a perv.

So, is this just anal??!!

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Yup, Happymumof2, that was what it suggested to me too . There's probably a proper Latin word for it...

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Ah right, so the rent boy pooed on him.

And he paid for that?? ewwwwwww

No, you are not alone . But maybe it's just us two .

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Sounds like scat, yeah. Coprophagia, if he ate it. (I think we can take all the "eww gross" as a given, on this one.)

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Well, I think if you ask anyone who isn't a professional, they'll just say "eww gross"?

I'm looking for a new job, this sounds nice and easy. Just go round and pooh on a few perverts

Do you think there is money to be had in selling our bodily waste to these sad individuals?

I think there should be a tabloid dictionary of terms they use and their real meanings. ie I think 'unspeakable' and 'degradation' when used in relation to politicians usually means poo, or wee I suppose.

I think so ... I mean, there isn't that much else you can do with the human body that's really really gross.

Now, if it had been two rent boys and a goat, what euphemism would they use?

I really dont understand where the sexual satisfaction is in this??

What a sh*t job (to make the obvious joke)

Um, there are lots of "sexual" acts that don't involve the bits. People are weird, I think is the shortest explanation. I think the taboo may be part of the appeal? Probably also related to toilet training issues?

"unspeakable act of sexual degradation"

Sorry, I know I shouldn't laugh but.....thge mind boggles.

Toilet training issues? Hes not a puppy!!

My ex had a thing for breastmilk so had to end that pretty sharpish, but I could at least understand that

I'm just dying to know what is so unspeakable. That's just me being nosy though.

India Knight once said that she was very excited to learn that there is a world of fetish about fat women - she said she'd happliy explose her "flabulous stomach" to business men for hundreds of pounds. Now you can even do it legally in the comfort of your own home, with the new laws on brothels!

ugh

LOL, do you think there's one for spots an wrinkles, satine ?

I believe the term is scatophagy.

my guess is that it's 'water play' - much more mainstream (no pun intended, really )

I agree - much more popular.

It's called a "golden shower" in some quarters I believe.