Unspeakable act of sexual degradation

[welshboris]

In work, someones bought the NOTW, am reading an article about "Lib Dem politicians 3 in a bed rent boy romps" Says he encouraged the rent boys to perform an unspeakable act of sexual degradation on him

This is the only place in the whole world I could ask what this means and not be laughed at or called a perv.

So, is this just anal??!!

pooing to order.

that's weird in itself.

Do you think the rentboys would put themselves on a special diet, knowing that Eaton was going to be visiting later?

I think ds could have a great future in this line of work btw, not exactly what I had in mind for him but always useful to fall back on don't you think?

Meanoldmummy - never had 'explosive nappy syndrome' in your house? You're luckier then the rest of us then...

Oh, baby poo doesn't count. For some reason it just doesn't. DS1 used to do spectacular detonations - once blew his father's glasses off - but it just isn't the same!!!

Anyway how can it be unspeakable when we are all here discussing it?

well it should be [prude emoticon]

Are you doing that face where your mouth looks like a cat's bottom?

I always look like that. What of it?

I have been muttering this phrase to myself while doing the children's dinner.
Ilove the misplaced sense of moral outrage.

Each to their own,but getting a prostitute to shit on you when you're an MP is asking for trouble n'est-ce pas??

It is my catch phrase for the week, moondog.

Meanoldmummy, your posts are always funny but you're on superb form this week

It's all this talk of sh*t...it brings out the beast in me

Oh good, I was going to ask precisely this question. DP and I both thought it must be poo-related. Although I also lean towards the view that it was nothing particularly special but just stirs one's feverish imagination to think of the most depraved act one can.

Don't forget they were both involved, as well, which opens up - so to speak - even more possibilities, poo-related or other.

I'm loving this phrase. Don't ever (just out of curiosity - once, long ago, innocent days) look up Scat on Google

'opens up...'

splutter,guffaw,snort!!

i remember an interview with Noddy Holder when he said when living in Germany i think it was- in the early days of Slade he used to be so skint that he would visit this bloke who lay on the floor with some sort of glass contraption over his face and Noddy would 'poo' on to the glass and get paid for it !!!!!!!!!!!!

Ugh, the filthy swine!

Arrrr I felt sorry for him!

Sorry for him? I would rather STARVE. The filthy, filthy swine.

How on earth do people ever realise that this sort of thing rings their bell????

I would never even have linked sex and defication. What on earth makes people think 'Whoooeeer, I'd love him to crap all over my face'?

I repeat, how do people ever realise that this rings their bell???

i think there was something about it on popbitch - something about getting him to poo in his pants and then he took them home in his bag?
Am making supper but will go and look in a min.

Big Questions

mb - good question!?!? People must actually have fantasies involving sh*t and gradually pluck up the courage to act them out. It really is very disturbing.