This woman should parp herself!

[monkeytrousers]

parp!parp!parp!FGS!!

Ah, you see, my partner has beautiful, sensuous feet which bring a catch to my breath, as I gaze at them across our crowded living room and negotiate the toys to...

They are quite nice, actually, DP's feet, as feet go

(Oh god now sound like foot-worshipping perve, sorry)

Seriously, though, if you look at her history it sounds as if she really is not very well.

Yes, she doesn't seem as if she has been a very happy person.

as an aside, my dhs feet are hideous! Horribly broad at the front and he has disgusting hairy toes.

Good job i love him!

pmsl MI
yes this woman is barking mad
actually very very few men have feet that are even presentable
dh's are prehensile and hobbity
horrible horrible

dh has hairy toes, and the 2nd toe is longer than the big toe, iyswim.

bleugh

sorry i am a bit of a foot snob

bundle, we seem to be married to the same pair of feet!

I know, it's not nice is it? i comfort myself in my girls' feet, still quite plump and only faintly cheesy

I have rather nice feet. My toes all get smaller as yougo along, as oposed to dhs second toe bigger than the first. Mine are also fairly small, size 6 and slender....unlike the rest of me

yes I have very nice feet too
never worn anything but very sensible shoes
other women's scaly trotters can make me heave too
(not yours mb natch)

with you on the sensible shoes line....not a corn in sight of my trotters! Can I recoment Joseph Seibel (sp? ) shoes. Soooooo comfortable, sort of Doc Martin for the middle age years?

oh yes v nice
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i like a nice clog

You do realise that we now seem every bit as sad and deranged as the woman herself?????

I have superior feet.

Have always boasted about them.

i was just thinking that

I know I'm coming to this late but I'm so glad there is a thread on this. I read this at the weekend and a) couldn't believe that any newspaper would print such a load of inconsquential shite b) threw the magazine across the room it annoyed me so much. I mean what must she be like to be around FGS - insufferable I guess.

Message withdrawn

but is she really the only woman getting laid in her mother's group? Or is she just so keen to tell everyone about her toe curlingly torrid sex life that no one gets a word in edgeways?

PMSL at 'other women's scaly trotters' Harpsi'.

Socci I don't think she has inspired anger. More scorn and much needed, downright belly laughs.

and aloha i'm so sorry we've been arguing because your post about flat feet and orthotics did me make belly laugh!

Jackieno, I just read the first sentence I think," said Ayelet Waldman, "that I am an exhibitionist." ...say's it all really.

And is that her real name or is she being ironic?

this is my fave thread ever, ever post is hilarious. imagine if she is a mnetter?