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This woman should parp herself!

310 replies

monkeytrousers · 27/11/2005 14:33

parp!parp!parp!FGS!!

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JingEllBells · 03/12/2005 20:14

I hope she reads this in today's Guardian magazine....

JESSnutsRoastinOnAnOpenFire · 14/12/2005 14:35

OMG.

partypooka · 14/12/2005 14:49

Unimagineable

noddyholder · 14/12/2005 15:16

I cried reading that thinking of my own lovely boy of a similar age I am going to let him eat crap when he gets home from school today Life is short xx

JESSnutsRoastinOnAnOpenFire · 14/12/2005 15:22

Me too Noddy (But my similarly-aged boy HAS to eat crap.. his medical condition requires that he eats a 'crap diet' )

cod · 07/03/2006 14:46

oh god lets bring this up again
id forgotoen how funny this was

cod · 07/03/2006 14:47

lol@ twig

"I think that's total bollocks really "

cod · 07/03/2006 17:03

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FluffyMummy123 · 30/10/2007 18:02

Message withdrawn

bossybritches · 31/10/2007 15:04

Thanks cod best laugh I've had in ages & then I noticed the date.........is the thread in the Classics section??

It should be!!

BroccoliSpears · 31/10/2007 15:20

She's not obsessed with her husband. She's obsessed with herself and how SHE feels. Me me me me me me me. In six months she'll write an article about how she discovered her true self and found that she really does love her children best after all. Isn't she fascinating. A whole book's worth of fascinating.

Silly cow.

Tortington · 31/10/2007 15:27

i dont see why i can't love my children most

and have great sex too.

like WTF man? hat kind of a comparison is that?

only a man would surely confuse love and sex? beucase she gets wildly laid ( good for her honestly) she can't love her kids more?

balls, fuck and shyte

BroccoliSpears · 31/10/2007 15:32

Oh. I just got all het up over a thread a year old.

Arf.

SqueakyBroomstickBrushes · 31/10/2007 15:47

what a freak. i couldn't even be arsed to read to the end.

i think she has some kind of attachment disorder which has prevented her bonding with her kids.

btw i've had a few conversations with other mothers which go down the 'no sex for us' route. tbh i just end up agreeing with them for the sake of it, so perhaps some of the other mums this 'journalist' had been speaking to were doing the same??

she seriously thinks she's the only woman with kids still having sex, doesn't she?

SqueakyBroomstickBrushes · 31/10/2007 15:48

erm.. how old is this thread? nov 05?!

policywonk · 31/10/2007 16:01

Her husband was interviewed in the Grauniad recently (see last para of the piece). He is mildly handsome IMO but not exactly a knee-melter.

SqueakyBroomstickBrushes · 31/10/2007 16:02

He looks like the guy from the band The Flaming Lips. not my type.

LoveAngel · 31/10/2007 16:04

What a monumental twat that woman is.

policywonk · 31/10/2007 16:17

Actually I am quite envious. It would be nice to be so infatuated after 12 years. (But I realise that that is a rather immature standpoint.)

LoveAngel · 31/10/2007 16:29

Bet her husband shags someone else behind her back.

ScaremyVile · 31/10/2007 16:32

She said she had 4 kids, he says he has 2...

Maybe she bumped 2 of them off to allow more time for her adulation of his high instep?

TheGrimPruner · 31/10/2007 16:34

Top thread.
arf
I remember thoroughly enjoying it at the time

policywonk · 31/10/2007 16:34

LOL Jezza. That is a rather worrying discrepancy.

BritTex · 31/10/2007 16:46

imagine him with dark hair and a beard and he looks exactly like Tim Curry

CatIsSpooky · 31/10/2007 16:49

only just realised how old this thread is...
altho I must confess i thought it was a bit odd when someone asked what parping meant and someone else replied it was somehting that cod had invented 'a couple of months ago'

reading that article made me want to reach for the sickbag.
bleuurgh
Hope her dh was thoroughly mortified by it, lovely insteps and all

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