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This woman should parp herself!

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monkeytrousers · 27/11/2005 14:33

parp!parp!parp!FGS!!

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Twiglett · 29/11/2005 19:05

But Socci .. its just so badly written .. it could win awards

JackieNo · 29/11/2005 19:08

Part of me wants to try reading one of her novels just to see what they're like. But I'd resent spending good money on them. Wonder if they're available from the library...

Socci · 29/11/2005 19:12

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Medea · 29/11/2005 19:14

I'm with you in theory, Socci, but I don't believe her professed self-doubt about being different. She comes across as smug & disingenuous. I mean, if she were really so unconfident about her feelings would she have gone and had 4 children, first of all? Maybe, but. . .I doubt it. She's a writer married to a writer; writers don't usually have 4 children lightly. My main complaint with this article is the typically American tell-all, indiscreet manner of it. (I'm American, by the way, and it's only something I started to notice once I moved here.) And worse is the fact that she tries to soften those jarring personal (& boring) facts with pseudo-elegant prose. And my problem isn't just with this particular article, but with the whole New York Times column in which this piece first appeared. If you all read the Times regularly, you'd all be parping every week over these boring tales of "modern love" with each contributor smugly thinking she's different or special while force-feeding us too much personal information. It's the kind of column that regularly drags down the quality of the New York Times as opposed to this one-off blip in the Guardian. (I wonder if the editor at the Guardian thought, well, if this piece appeared in the New York Times it must be OK. . .but it wasn't.)

But in fairness to you, Socci, I wonder if this kind of story of mad, passionate love for one's partner is threatening to the average wife/partner, and that some of the disapproval might have to do with wishing we had this kind of relationship? That's a smallvery smallpart of it for me, if I'm honest.

marthamoo · 29/11/2005 19:19

JackieNo - thanks for those links, the second one made me lol

Twiglett · 29/11/2005 19:23

Medea .. an interesting point

but I have to say a resounding NO to any envy / jealousy of her professed infatutation .. I find it facile and mind-numbingly, achingly putrid tbh

Twiglett · 29/11/2005 19:24

after all .. there's no doubting the higher class of my Dh's instep ..

oh I just can't stop myself .. its just so snurk-worthy

weesaidie · 29/11/2005 19:34

Fantastic links JackieNo, PMSL at the second!

Socci - for me I don't care how she feels, I care how her kids feel in the future when they read that drivel!

Tinker · 29/11/2005 19:34

How did I miss this? lol at sobernow.

Interesting Medea but I'm not jealous. That kind of obsessive lust/love seems juvenile. Strikes me as the classic plain girl who has to put out a lot for fear of losing the guy scenario.

monkeytrousers · 29/11/2005 19:48

Yes, good point Medea and I think I would be a bit jealous if I believed it - but I don't believe a bloody word!! She's a novelist ergo she's a fantasist...

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SenoraPostrophe · 29/11/2005 19:57

I could never love a man who would put up with, nay enjoy(presumably), that kind of deluded sycophantic behaviour in his lover.

yuk yuk yuk.

JingEllBells · 29/11/2005 20:40

LMAO JackieNO.

She folds her gut over and tucks it into her pants (which I assume means trousers, but who cares...) Such a nice image - in case we weren't already feeling sick enough at the thought of our dh's feet.

Oh barf-a-saurus....

motherinferior · 29/11/2005 20:58

I have to say I did feel a twinge of envy for her deranged obsession, Medea.

Which probably says rather too much about me, doesn't it.

spidermama · 29/11/2005 21:03

In-step porn.
Warning ... This picture will make you horny

Caligyulea · 29/11/2005 21:04

What a fine foot.

nooka · 29/11/2005 21:14

I feel much more sympathetic to her after reading that article (thanks JackeNO). Still think she's a bit bonkers, but having met other manic depressives, I can see more where she is coming from. Would not wish to read her books though- I imagine they would be full of hyperbole and insteps!

nooka · 29/11/2005 21:15

pmsl spidermama!

JackieNo · 29/11/2005 21:18

Yes Nooka, that was partly why I kept looking for stuff - to try to find something that might help to explain why she was so strange. The article definitely helped me see her in a more rounded way (oh dear - can't write 'rounded' now without thinking of her DH's bottom .

JingEllBells · 29/11/2005 22:02

my dh's foot

JingEllBells · 29/11/2005 22:02

my dh's foot

JingEllBells · 29/11/2005 22:03

Sorry... (but he does have two of 'em).

spidermama · 29/11/2005 22:03

H.O.T JingEll. Get your chops round that eh?

blackwidow36 · 30/11/2005 05:18

Very late to discussion but had to comment. THE WOMAN IS OBVIOUSLY A COMPLETE NUT (or needs to sell some books urgently)

aloha · 30/11/2005 08:08

Ah Ruty, let's not argue. Put it behind us, eh?

ruty · 30/11/2005 09:50

oh good aloha, glad you said that.