Hey someone been murdered. Let's all talkabout it here

[GordianKnot]

Ok?
Who do you think did it? Bearing in mind what you saw on the news?

I completely agree with springheeledjack agreeing with beertricks...
Utterly

Professor Plum in the drawing room with the spanner.

Pag was murdered

There are a number of possible suspects. But I suspect tis the woman with the suspect look in her eye - when I saw her I knew, straight away. Twas

FEENIE

Not me, guv, got a solid alibi. I was knitting with Goblinchild.

I think it was my windowcleaner actually. He gives me the creeps. So do I bin him off and be forced to do said windows myself or keep him and his creepiness?

Ok he said he'll be round in 5.

I am going into hiding as a landlord who has taught in a public school. Thank fuck I have all my hair.

You are fine unless all your hair is swept to one side of your head. And it could be worse. You could be a paediatrician.

My sister is a paediatrician. I will warn her.

We must both be born of the devil

Yeah, pag. Could you please stop appearing in threads all over the place. You're kind of ruining any witchhunt we may want to start against Feenie for doing you in.

Sorry

Okay then, she can stay. As long as she points out that she's actually her own ghost or something.

I heard that Pag was knitting just before her death, I therefore announce she was killed in the library by Professor Plum with a knitting needle.

I know somone who knows the cleaner of Professor Plum's cousin 350 times removed. They have always said he was weird.

I am the residual memory which David tenant captured in his laser screwdriver after feenie shot me.

She did it. She looks all dodgy. [true]
I have never seen her but I am always right. I am the only one who knows our dog is gay. Even he is in denial. You could call it a gift.

Well, my cousin's dog's vet's sister's husband's aunt's gynaecologist's dentist's friend's grandmother's manicurist once bumped into Feenie, and said she had the cold hard combover of a killer. Tis true. Proves she did it.

SONIC screwdriver. GOD

I am so ashamed.

I have had sick dd sitting on my lap watching dr who all day and I fuck up davids tool.....

SNORT at cold hard combover of a killer