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"Slatterns fulfil a socially useful role: they allow others to feel superior, even other slatterns."

995 replies

wastingaway · 18/05/2010 10:03

Welcome to the slatterns thread, where everyone is welcome to share their lists, get motivated and share tips.

OP posts:
JustKeepSwimming · 29/05/2010 17:29

FInally feel like i might be getting somewhere! gradually junk/crap is leaving the house, things are getting 'rehomed/put away' etc and i've even done some extras, like birthday cards

Sat:

  • DH up first DONE
  • breakfast & tidy up DONE
  • all dressed DONE
  • tip run with shed/study stuff not freecycled DONE (except some paint pots we have to fill with soil and take back)
  • garden centre visit for:
compost for seedlings DONE fungus spray for willow tree DONE maybe some bedding plants BoughtSeedsForSept
  • freecyclers coming at various times 2Been 1ToGo
  • DH & DS1 round corner for bread DONE
  • lunch & tidy up DONE
  • DS2 nap DONE
  • DH nap, lol DONE
  • film for DS1 DONE
  • DH & DS1 out swimming DONE
  • loft trip DONE
  • online shop DONE (arriving tomorrow)
  • birthday & anniversary cards Done6! (up to 24th June sorted, yey!)
  • papers & crosswords DONE & Recycled
  • boys tea DH Doing
  • boys bath & bed
  • our dinner

Ongoing List:

  • contact new dentist & see if we can register; Find another one that is taking on NHS patients
  • upload & order online prints Started-Done More
  • order door curtain (& rail) for front door - Autumn job really
  • clean kitchen cupboard doors Done3More
  • put cds onto DH's pc, then they can go into loft with others
  • make my playlist
  • clear my iPhone of music, reload with just my playlist
  • find out about swimming lessons for DS1 - Have Name Of School; HavePhoneNumber
  • copy Wasting and think about Christmas; PIL definitely away/Us definitely staying at home!
  • sort out holiday in August to Jersey; hire car (+ seats)
  • my underwear - massive sort out & throw away old bits Started - Bought Some New Bits
  • Thank-yous for DS1's birthday - Deliver Last 2
  • sort out toys 'too old for DS1',
'too young for DS1 but too old for DS2' & 'too young for DS2' and put away neatly somewhere
wastingaway · 29/05/2010 17:55

You've been doing really well JKS.

Welcome Colditz! Do what you can. We generally aim to get out of bed and feed the children, that's the bare minimum. And even then we're not that strict.

  • quick clean bathroom done
  • shower and dressed done
  • put nappies in to wash done
  • dry pots some
+ Morrisons + Blockbusters *done( + tea cooking
OP posts:
HalfMumHalfBiscuit · 29/05/2010 18:06

well done jks.
dh has just said 'if i had known you felt this bad i would have given you more sympathy'
thanks dh

he also said that he was in so much pain he thought he was having a stroke ??

welcome newbies

willget my list once dd has got off my arm

PlumBumMum · 29/05/2010 18:13

mini glad you enjoyed the ball

WELL GOD FORBID I am actually going to serve up the cottage pie tonight , I don't know how many times dh has asked me what we are having for dinner today, he's hoping I will say dominoes, any wonder I can't lose weight if he encourges take away 2 nights in a row
But I would understand if I was a crap cook, but its his whole idea of what classifies as a weekend dinner and a weeknight dinner

Welcome colditz & Matumble

I have been busy today helping dh build a lorry and I started ready The Lovely Bones today,
busting to get back to it but haven't had a chance, has anyone read it?

I will have a big list tomorrow

Oh Happy Birthday CWWM

PlumBumMum · 29/05/2010 18:14

O my L went astay, HAPPY BIRTHDAY L

minimammoth · 29/05/2010 18:49

Shoving up for colditz and Matumble. been a weird day. No motivation but at least no horrible virus thingy. Big hugs for all sffering slatterns.
Plum I can't beleive you have the audacity to serve Cottage Pie on a Saturday. there's probably a punishment for it you know.

List
buy grobag done opted for refillable reusable bag
plant tomatoes
clean minging bathroom done
change beds for HMHB et al
tidy up a bit
garden a bit
do invoices

minimammoth · 29/05/2010 18:50

Sorry about crap spelling fingers not hitting keys in right order

HalfMumHalfBiscuit · 29/05/2010 19:07

Put vino in fridge done

All up, dressed and breakfasted done
Clear away breakfast things done
Walk or gardening
Vitamins
Rubbish out
Recycling out /plastic to school
Lunch done
Open windows
put washing on/ hand washing
put washing to dry done
Washing in, folded done and put away
tidy kitchen Done
empty dishy Done
dishy filled Done and on
admin/filing/post Done
dinner DS done
bath DD/DS done
DD/DS to bed done
tidy bedroom
put toys away in lounge
feed cat
Water plants rained

Extra stuff
get DD to eat some solids
start doing accounts

Ongoing
Arrange summer holiday
Write meithrin nursery donation letters
Buy new address book and fill in
new curtains/black out blinds for DS's room / our room
Paint summer house/greenhouse
Fix patio - Dad to help

JustKeepSwimming · 29/05/2010 20:07

HMHB - on red here tonight, cheers

Sat:

  • boys tea DH DONE
  • boys bath & bed DONE
  • DH crash out with migraine DONE
  • my dinner Doing

Ongoing List:

  • contact new dentist & see if we can register; Find another one that is taking on NHS patients
  • upload & order online prints Started-Done More
  • order door curtain (& rail) for front door - Autumn job really
  • clean kitchen cupboard doors Done3More
  • put cds onto DH's pc, then they can go into loft with others
  • make my playlist
  • clear my iPhone of music, reload with just my playlist
  • find out about swimming lessons for DS1 - Have Name Of School; HavePhoneNumber
  • copy Wasting and think about Christmas; PIL definitely away/Us definitely staying at home!
  • sort out holiday in August to Jersey; hire car (+ seats)
  • my underwear - massive sort out & throw away old bits Started - Bought Some New Bits
  • Thank-yous for DS1's birthday - Deliver Last 2
  • sort out toys 'too old for DS1',
'too young for DS1 but too old for DS2' & 'too young for DS2' and put away neatly somewhere
Alibabaandthe40nappies · 29/05/2010 22:02

Evening everyone

JKS/HMHB - the bug that DH and I had at the beginning of the week felt like a migraine, I feel sick when I get them and really thought that was what it was.

Hello colditz and matumble

Wasting - hope you have calmed down!

Mini - very glad you had fun, sounds very glamorous!

Plum - cottage pie sounds lovely. Yum.

We have got a fair amount done today. The house is clean which was the main thing.

SATURDAY
Me and DH up - done
Shower and dressed - done
Get DS up and dressed - done
Unload dishwasher - done
Reload and run - done
Spatone + vitamins - done
Breakfast and tidy kitchen - done
Unload dishwasher again!- done
Make beds and tidy upstairs - done
Change our bedding - done
Put bedding on to wash - done
Wipe over bathroom - done
Hoover and sweep downstairs - done
Hoover upstairs - done
Pull out furniture in DS' room and clean behind it - done
Lunch and tidy kitchen - done
Bedding in to dry - done
Another load of washing on x 2 - done and dried
B&Q for pots for the garden and sealant for the bathroom - done
Sort out utility - tomomrrow now
Dinner - done
Clear up - done
Run dishwasher - done
DS bath and bed - done
Post DS-to-bed tidy - done
Kitchen clear before bed - done

CLEANING THIS WEEK
Mop kitchen and hall
Dust upstairs - done
Living room blinds
De-cobweb downstairs
Upstairs paintwork
Insides of downstairs windows - started

OTHER JOBS THIS WEEK
Alphabetise final bookcase
Pay window cleaner and Green Thumb - MUST do this

HOUSE
Fix light in cooker hood (not just a duff bulb apparently)
Clean carpets - livingroomdone
Put up extra hooks in utility
Plant remaining summer bulbs
New sealant round bath

JustKeepSwimming · 30/05/2010 08:11

Well DH going to bed early worked well for me - got to watch Eurovision in peace, with wine. But he's still not well this morning so that's not so great.

Nothing major on today though so an easy day hopefully.

Sun:

  • me up first DONE
  • tea & papers to DH DONE
  • breakfast & tidy kitchen
  • all dressed
  • read papers & crosswords
  • morning activity?
  • shopping 12-2
  • lunch & tidy up
  • DS2 nap
  • maybe watch grand prix?
  • maybe DH & DS1 out to airshow?
  • prepare roast
  • roast x 4
  • boys to bed
  • ealry night (stayed up too late last night!)

Ongoing List:

  • contact new dentist & see if we can register; Find another one that is taking on NHS patients
  • upload & order online prints Started-Done More
  • order door curtain (& rail) for front door - Autumn job really
  • clean kitchen cupboard doors Done3More
  • put cds onto DH's pc, then they can go into loft with others
  • make my playlist
  • clear my iPhone of music, reload with just my playlist
  • find out about swimming lessons for DS1 - Have Name Of School; HavePhoneNumber
  • copy Wasting and think about Christmas; PIL definitely away/Us definitely staying at home!
  • sort out holiday in August to Jersey; hire car (+ seats)
  • my underwear - massive sort out & throw away old bits Started - Bought Some New Bits
  • Thank-yous for DS1's birthday - Deliver Last 2
  • sort out toys 'too old for DS1',
'too young for DS1 but too old for DS2' & 'too young for DS2' and put away neatly somewhere
Alicetheinvisible · 30/05/2010 09:13

Morning

I hope everyone is feeling better

Plum could be cottage pie here tonight as DH is on call which means it is easier to have something that can be just sat in the oven to eat as and when he is home. I kind of understand the whole concept of some meals are for certain days of the week. Like roasts. Sometimes we will have one on a saturday or monday, but only if sunday is completely out of the question. Does that make me strange too?

Feel we should do something today. We will hardly see DH, so it will be just DD and me, and she is a bit coldy and grumpy. Hmmmmm....will have to think a bit more i think.

matumble · 30/05/2010 09:16

plum, if cottage pie on a sturday is bad then i dread to think what that makes my plan of bolognese on a sunday! I know how you feel about the takeaway i asked my 5 year old what she wanted for tea last night and the usual answer of pizza came up, i pointed out we didnt have any in and her reply was 'well order some then'! oops.

HMHB hope you are both better soon, not sure if you should be the bigger person and be more sympathetic than he was or let him get on with it though!

Sat
deliver avon done ish
fold washing mountain
price up BBQ stuff for dd3 birthday done
invites for DD3 birthday done
cycle washing
load dishwasher
wipe round kitchen done
hoover

erm so i didnt get far yesterday but i had a pounding headache most of the day.

Sun
deliver 2 more avon (hence the ish)
fold washing mountain
cycle washing (i think i hear dh doing this!)
load dishwasher
wipe round kitchen
hoover
change beds
get out on bikes (?)
bolognese for tea (slow cooker?)
water veggies
fairy cakes

guess i should get off here and get on then! have a good day all

JustKeepSwimming · 30/05/2010 09:18

Alice - i guess we are all used to roasts being on a sunday, strange really.

DH now saying he thinks he just has a bad cold - tbh he should've stuck with a bad migraine, i had a token of sympathy for that!
Now i have to put up with him wincing about the house all day, fun.

Sun:

  • me up first DONE
  • tea & papers to DH DONE
  • breakfast & tidy kitchen DONE
  • laundry; LoadOnAirer LoadInTD PileOfIroningWaiting
  • all dressed
  • read papers Started & crosswords
  • morning activity? bath for me would be nice...
  • shopping 12-2
  • lunch & tidy up
  • DS2 nap
  • maybe watch grand prix?
  • maybe DH & DS1 out to airshow?
  • prepare roast
  • roast x 4
  • boys to bed
  • ealry night (stayed up too late last night!)

Ongoing List:

  • contact new dentist & see if we can register; Find another one that is taking on NHS patients
  • upload & order online prints Started-Done More
  • order door curtain (& rail) for front door - Autumn job really
  • clean kitchen cupboard doors Done3More
  • put cds onto DH's pc, then they can go into loft with others
  • make my playlist
  • clear my iPhone of music, reload with just my playlist
  • find out about swimming lessons for DS1 - Have Name Of School; HavePhoneNumber
  • copy Wasting and think about Christmas; PIL definitely away/Us definitely staying at home!
  • sort out holiday in August to Jersey; hire car (+ seats)
  • my underwear - massive sort out & throw away old bits Started - Bought Some New Bits
  • Thank-yous for DS1's birthday - Deliver Last 2
  • sort out toys 'too old for DS1',
'too young for DS1 but too old for DS2' & 'too young for DS2' and put away neatly somewhere
Alicetheinvisible · 30/05/2010 09:28

Chuck some Lemsip max at him and some neurofen and tell him to man up Then leave the kids with him while you go for a lovely long soak in the bath

wonderif · 30/05/2010 09:50

hey everyone i am going to join as need to sort me house out its such a tip.

i am 10 wks pregnant and have been so sick that everything has gone to pot

so far i have

fed 2 kids
loaded dishwasher
put recycling out
fed cat

need to:

do about 10 loads of washing (seriously i know)
clean kitchen worktops floors tidy away etc

off to get the first load of washing try and get it dried on line

FreakoidOrganisoid · 30/05/2010 09:51

Woo hoo I am upright! and no fever/hallucinations Still feeling a bit weak and pathetic and have ds' rash but sooo much better than I was.

Welcome to matumble and colditz Colditz are you also coldtits or is that someone else? Have always wondered but never figured it out.

Have all the windows open trying to let the ill out, should change my bed really but don't think I have the energy, will see how I go. Have managed to have a shower and get dressed. And load no 2 of washing is in the machine. Think that's pretty much enough for the day tbh.

minimammoth · 30/05/2010 09:53

Bolognaise ON SUNDAY! goes into faint. How standards have slipped, holds forehead.

Today I am going to garden. HMHB arriving later with SIL, DGS and DGD. looking forward to that. Slight clash with friends barbi party. Want both.

List
do invoices
garden
plant tomatoes
bedding plants
tidy kitchen
change beds
do sunday lunch
RELAX

FreakoidOrganisoid · 30/05/2010 09:54

X posted

Hi wonderif

wonderif · 30/05/2010 10:03

hey hope u feel better soon freakoidorganisoid

JustKeepSwimming · 30/05/2010 12:10

Alice - LOL, i pretty much did

Wonderif - hello

Freak - glad things are improving, bed changing is exhausting but think of how lovely it will be to get into clean sheets later

Sun:

  • me up first DONE
  • tea & papers to DH DONE
  • breakfast & tidy kitchen DONE
  • laundry; LoadOnAirer LoadInTD PileOfIroningWaiting
  • all dressed DONE
  • read papers Started & crosswords Doing
  • morning activity? bath DONE
  • shopping 12-2 Here&PutAway
  • lunch & tidy up DONE
  • DS2 nap Doing
  • maybe watch grand prix JustStarting
  • maybe DH & DS1 out to airshow/bike ride?
  • prepare roast
  • roast x 4
  • boys to bed
  • ealry night (stayed up too late last night!)

Ongoing List:

  • contact new dentist & see if we can register; Find another one that is taking on NHS patients
  • upload & order online prints Started-Done More
  • order door curtain (& rail) for front door - Autumn job really
  • clean kitchen cupboard doors Done3More
  • put cds onto DH's pc, then they can go into loft with others
  • make my playlist
  • clear my iPhone of music, reload with just my playlist
  • find out about swimming lessons for DS1 - Have Name Of School; HavePhoneNumber
  • copy Wasting and think about Christmas; PIL definitely away/Us definitely staying at home!
  • sort out holiday in August to Jersey; hire car (+ seats)
  • my underwear - massive sort out & throw away old bits Started - Bought Some New Bits
  • Thank-yous for DS1's birthday - Deliver Last 2
  • sort out toys 'too old for DS1',
'too young for DS1 but too old for DS2' & 'too young for DS2' and put away neatly somewhere
Alicetheinvisible · 30/05/2010 12:15

Well the wrongness of meals may be going one step further this evening as it looks as though the oven has had it. So it may be takeaway (which feels soooooo wrong on a sunday!)

Freak i would have clean sheets if you can manage it, it will help

FreakoidOrganisoid · 30/05/2010 12:21

I might try to change it in stages, definitely can't stand up long enough to do it in one go [pathetic]

How annoying about your oven alice.

matumble · 30/05/2010 15:24

good luck changing your bed freakoid, hope you feel better soon, today is going quite well

Sun
deliver 2 more avon
fold washing mountain
cycle washing
load dishwasher done
wipe round kitchen done
hoover done
change beds
get out on bikes (?) done
bolognese for tea (slow cooker?) plan changed but done!
water veggies rain did for me!
fairy cakes cherry pies so far

JustKeepSwimming · 30/05/2010 15:40

Alice - at takeaway on a Sunday!!!

Sun:

  • me up first DONE
  • tea & papers to DH DONE
  • breakfast & tidy kitchen DONE
  • laundry; AnotherLoadOnAirer LoadInTD PileOfIroningWaiting
  • all dressed DONE
  • read papers Started & crosswords DONE
  • morning activity? bath DONE
  • shopping 12-2 Here&PutAway
  • lunch & tidy up DONE
  • DS2 nap DONE
  • watch grand prix DONE
  • DH & DS1 out to airshow/bike ride Doing
  • prepare roast
  • roast x 4
  • boys to bed
  • ealry night (stayed up too late last night!)

Ongoing List:

  • contact new dentist & see if we can register; Find another one that is taking on NHS patients
  • upload & order online prints Started-Done More
  • order door curtain (& rail) for front door - Autumn job really
  • clean kitchen cupboard doors Done3More
  • put cds onto DH's pc, then they can go into loft with others
  • make my playlist
  • clear my iPhone of music, reload with just my playlist
  • find out about swimming lessons for DS1 - Have Name Of School; HavePhoneNumber
  • copy Wasting and think about Christmas; PIL definitely away/Us definitely staying at home!
  • sort out holiday in August to Jersey; hire car (+ seats)
  • my underwear - massive sort out & throw away old bits Started - Bought Some New Bits
  • Thank-yous for DS1's birthday - Deliver Last 2
  • sort out toys 'too old for DS1' DONE
'too young for DS1 but too old for DS2' DONE & 'too young for DS2' and put away neatly somewhere DONE
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