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"Slatterns fulfil a socially useful role: they allow others to feel superior, even other slatterns."

995 replies

wastingaway · 18/05/2010 10:03

Welcome to the slatterns thread, where everyone is welcome to share their lists, get motivated and share tips.

OP posts:
Alicetheinvisible · 30/05/2010 15:48

It just feels so wrong. It literally makes me feel funny when i see someone has put on the FB status "Kids are in bed, movie chosen, indian takeaway on its way" WTF but it is sunday FGS

FreakoidOrganisoid · 30/05/2010 15:58

Lol alice, it actually doesn't bother me at all what we eat on what day. In fact we rarely have our roast on a sunday, more likely to be a saturday or monday

Have stripped bed...now just need to put some covers back on it.

Got my babies back now

PlumBumMum · 30/05/2010 16:25

Freak we always have sunday dinner on a Monday

BUT NEVER Bolognese on a Sunday

Sunday used to always be our take away night

Alicetheinvisible · 30/05/2010 16:28

With DH's job we have to be flexible, but if we can't have roast on sunday, it tends to be either a saturday or a monday. Sometimes we will roast a chicken during the week and have with salad or something, but not a roast dinner.

I am starting to sound like Plum's FIL

JustKeepSwimming · 30/05/2010 18:05

I think the main reason we tend to have a roast on a sunday is that DH has the most time off that day, and i don't really do cooking!

Sun:

  • me up first DONE
  • tea & papers to DH DONE
  • breakfast & tidy kitchen DONE
  • laundry; AnotherLoadOnAirer PileOfIroningWaiting PileOfNonironingToPutAway
  • all dressed DONE
  • read papers Started & crosswords DONE
  • morning activity? bath DONE
  • shopping 12-2 Here&PutAway
  • lunch & tidy up DONE
  • DS2 nap DONE
  • watch grand prix DONE
  • DH & DS1 out to airshow/bike ride DONE
  • sew on 2 buttons DONE
  • prepare roast DONE
  • roast x 4 DONE
  • boys to bed
  • ealry night (stayed up too late last night!)

Ongoing List:

  • contact new dentist & see if we can register; Find another one that is taking on NHS patients
  • upload & order online prints Started-Done More
  • order door curtain (& rail) for front door - Autumn job really
  • clean kitchen cupboard doors Done3More
  • put cds onto DH's pc, then they can go into loft with others
  • make my playlist
  • clear my iPhone of music, reload with just my playlist
  • find out about swimming lessons for DS1 - Have Name Of School; HavePhoneNumber
  • copy Wasting and think about Christmas; PIL definitely away/Us definitely staying at home! Think I will just tell my family we are here, they are welcome and leave it at that until nearer the time
  • sort out holiday in August to Jersey; hire car (+ seats)
  • my underwear - massive sort out & throw away old bits Started - Bought Some New Bits
  • Thank-yous for DS1's birthday - Deliver Last 2
FreakoidOrganisoid · 30/05/2010 19:00

Had dominos for dinner, made me feel sick.

Bed is remade with sheet and pillowcases, just need to do the duvet.

wastingaway · 30/05/2010 20:14

Evening!

Welcome Wonderif.

at all these aberrant Sunday meals!

We always go out for a pub lunch, courtesy of FIL, then back to theirs to watch football/ lounge in the garden. There was a place doing gorgeous carvery for a while and that felt like a proper Sunday dinner, but they've stopped doing food.
I had a steak and kidney pie today, but FIL had chicken and mushroom pasta. Pasta. I thought of you all.

Hope all the ill ones are feeling better soon. Freaky, sounds like you've been through some shamanic transformation! Hope you're fully recovered soon.

I shall post tomorrow's list later.

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JustKeepSwimming · 30/05/2010 20:35

Wasting - pasta is just wrong

Freak, if you get too tired, just sleep under the cover with the duvet on top

  • boys to bed DONE
  • early night

Mon:

  • all up & breakfasted
  • all dressed
  • sort kitchen
  • ironing & putting away
  • lunch & tidy up
  • DS2 nap
  • afternoon? ongoing list???
  • dinner x 4
  • boys bath & bed

Ongoing List:

  • contact new dentist & see if we can register; Find another one that is taking on NHS patients
  • upload & order online prints Started-Done More
  • order door curtain (& rail) for front door - Autumn job really
  • clean kitchen cupboard doors Done3More
  • put cds onto DH's pc, then they can go into loft with others
  • make my playlist
  • clear my iPhone of music, reload with just my playlist
  • find out about swimming lessons for DS1 - Have Name Of School; HavePhoneNumber
  • copy Wasting and think about Christmas; PIL definitely away/Us definitely staying at home! Think I will just tell my family we are here, they are welcome and leave it at that until nearer the time
  • sort out holiday in August to Jersey; hire car (+ seats)
  • my underwear - massive sort out & throw away old bits Started - Bought Some New Bits
  • Thank-yous for DS1's birthday - Deliver Last 2
Alibabaandthe40nappies · 30/05/2010 20:43

Hello slatterns

Freaky I'm glad you're feeling better, sounds like you've been really poorly!

On the subject of wrong dinners, we cooked a curry today, and made some onions bahjis (spelt wrong I know) to go with. Have just finished mine, yum. Does feel a bit odd, curry is a Saturday thing for us normally, but it's a Bank Holiday so technically Saturday today and Sunday tomorrow. I think we will have roast chicken tomorrow.

May I share, that I have lost 6.5lbs this week! Am so chuffed, lots still to go though!

DONE
Usual meals, dishwashering etc
3 loads laundry
Out for a walk - have found a new park with brilliant slide etc
Watch Grand Prix
Tidied utility
DS in bed

TO DO
Clear kitchen
Run dishwasher
Veg out in front of TV
Try not to think about drinking wine
Go to bed

FreakoidOrganisoid · 30/05/2010 21:15

PMSL at shamanic transformation, although I do think the hallucinations were made worse by having been reading the twilight books...

JKS that is such a good slatternly solution to the bed making! Excellent!

Amazing weight loss ali (and did af come/you do pg test? Can't remember)

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 30/05/2010 21:18

AF came, but it was weirdly light

wastingaway · 30/05/2010 21:18

Well done Ali! That's great!

Tomorrow -

  • Me up, showered and dressed
  • beds made, windows and curtains open
  • DS up, nappy changed and dressed, then downstairs for boob
  • spatone, oj and vitamins
  • breakfast
  • coffee + check mail and online banking
  • laundry - fold dry washing, put load of washing in
  • kitchen - dry pots, clean sink, wash pots, wipe sides down, clean floor
  • change our bed
  • tidy, dust and hoover through
  • bathroom - tidy, clean down all surfaces and clean floor, change bathmat and towels
  • grot?
  • lunch
  • fun
  • garden
  • feed the birds
  • take rubbish, recycling and compost caddy out
  • 5 o?clock - tea
  • wash pots and tidy kitchen
  • tidy downstairs
  • DS bath and bed, wipe round bathroom, teeth and face
  • craft time

Grot -

  • oven
  • tv screen
  • macbook screen
  • kill the ants
  • hand washing
  • pedicure
  • bathroom cabinet
  • carpet

To Do -

  • plan Christmas 2010, next - decide on gifts to make, use what I?ve got for now- get cross-stitch framed, mark dates in Calendar for making Christmas cake etc.
  • sort digital photos and order any I want prints of
  • mirrors - put mirror tiles up above bathroom sink, other mirror up above dressing table
  • work out what?s wrong with breadmaker still flat, try some new yeast? new yeast bought flat
  • buy external hard-drive
  • prepare for holiday! 2 weeks away!
  • research nursery application
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FreakoidOrganisoid · 30/05/2010 21:24

although I quite often have a light one then a really heavy one the next month, and then this month I had that weird gush of blood a week before my period

(I am using the word weird a lot at the moment, must find a substitution)

Did you test anyway? had periods the first month with both my dc

matumble · 30/05/2010 22:23

minimammoth it took me a few seconds to realise you mean a gardening growbag and was very confused at what sort of baby ones weren't reusable! we have the reusable ones in our garden too, they are coming in really handy this year.

Sun
deliver 2 more avon done
fold washing mountain done
cycle washing done
load dishwasher done
wipe round kitchen done
hoover done
change beds done kids
get out on bikes (?) done
bolognese for tea (slow cooker?) plan changed but done
water veggies done
fairy cakes done

Mon
yoga
shower
breakfast
am dh asleep so quiet activities with kids
icing cakes
making necklaces
walk to shop for milk
wipe round kitchen
cycle washing
put away washing
load dishwasher
clear hallway
pm
hoover
art exhibition @ nunnery? (that sounds so much better than it actually is!)
get dd1 on her bike
look at printer ink and computer speed
on-line banking

wastingaway · 31/05/2010 08:04

Morning!

DH is going to mind DS this morning while I clean.

  • Me up, showered and dressed done
  • beds made, windows and curtains open done
  • DS up, nappy changed and dressed, then downstairs for boob up
  • spatone, oj and vitamins done
  • breakfast done
  • coffee + check mail and online banking doing
  • laundry - fold dry washing done, put load of washing in
  • kitchen - dry pots, clean sink, wash pots, wipe sides down, clean floor
  • change our bed stripped
  • tidy, dust and hoover through
  • bathroom - tidy, clean down all surfaces and clean floor, change bathmat and towels
  • grot?
  • lunch
  • fun
  • garden
  • feed the birds
  • take rubbish, recycling and compost caddy out
  • 5 o?clock - tea
  • wash pots and tidy kitchen
  • tidy downstairs
  • DS bath and bed, wipe round bathroom, teeth and face
  • craft time + Flashforward!

Grot -

  • oven
  • tv screen
  • macbook screen
  • kill the ants
  • hand washing
  • pedicure
  • bathroom cabinet
  • carpet

To Do -

  • plan Christmas 2010, next - decide on gifts to make, use what I?ve got for now- get cross-stitch framed, mark dates in Calendar for making Christmas cake etc.
  • sort digital photos and order any I want prints of
  • mirrors - put mirror tiles up above bathroom sink, other mirror up above dressing table
  • work out what?s wrong with breadmaker still flat, try some new yeast? new yeast bought flat
  • buy external hard-drive
  • prepare for holiday! 2 weeks away! - packing list
  • research nursery application
OP posts:
Alicetheinvisible · 31/05/2010 09:11

Good morning

Feel quite sprightly this morning, the spatone must be working.

We ended up having indian takeaway last night. Was very yummy, but felt a bit wrong

Pasta for pub lunch? Unless you are a child or a lady what lunches you need to go for deep fried, pastry covered or roast like dinner at a pub. It is like the law or something

DH is officially at work til lunchtime (and rest of the day for his own clients) so want to get a bit done this morning while he is out and then maybe do something this afternoon.

DONE
Get up
Get dressed
Breakfast
Put sofa throws in wash

TO DO
Dress DD
Clear up breakfast stuff
Strip beds
Hang throws out on line if not actually raining
Put first lot of sheets in wash
Dry first lot of sheets
Put second load of sheets in wash
Dry second lot of sheets
Phone cooker engineer
Make meal plan and shopping list (could depend a lot of when engineer can come out)
Go to waitrose
Horses

That will do. Anything else is a bonus!

JustKeepSwimming · 31/05/2010 09:37

Ali - good weight loss!! I keep sort of trying then giving up, enjoying my wine & junk food too much at the mo
Only half a stone to lose really but i'm annoyed at myself for letting it creep back on.

Planning on some gardening & ironing today so not aiming too high

Mon:

  • all up & breakfasted DONE
  • all dressed DHDone
  • sort kitchen DONE

Next;

  • boys & me dressed
  • ironing & putting away
  • lunch & tidy up
  • DS2 nap
  • afternoon? ongoing list???
  • dinner x 4
  • boys bath & bed

Ongoing List:

  • contact new dentist & see if we can register; Find another one that is taking on NHS patients
  • upload & order online prints Started-Done More
  • order door curtain (& rail) for front door - Autumn job really
  • clean kitchen cupboard doors Done3More
  • put cds onto DH's pc, then they can go into loft with others
  • make my playlist
  • clear my iPhone of music, reload with just my playlist
  • find out about swimming lessons for DS1 - Have Name Of School; HavePhoneNumber
  • copy Wasting and think about Christmas; PIL definitely away/Us definitely staying at home! Think I will just tell my family we are here, they are welcome and leave it at that until nearer the time
  • sort out holiday in August to Jersey; hire car (+ seats)
  • my underwear - massive sort out & throw away old bits Started - Bought Some New Bits
  • Thank-yous for DS1's birthday - Deliver Last 2
Alicetheinvisible · 31/05/2010 09:42

DONE
Get up
Get dressed
Breakfast
Put sofa throws in wash
Clear up breakfast stuff
Strip beds

TO DO
Dress DD
Hang throws out on line if not actually raining
Put first lot of sheets in wash
Dry first lot of sheets
Put second load of sheets in wash
Dry second lot of sheets
Phone cooker engineer
Make meal plan and shopping list (could depend a lot on when engineer can come out)
Go to waitrose
Horses

comewhinewithme · 31/05/2010 10:35

Morning Slatterns .
Hope everyone had a good weekend (will read through later trying to get sorted before L wakes up).

L had a good birthday back to normal today though dp is at work and I need t get organised .

Today

Make dc beds
Strip our bed
Load of washing 3
Casserole in slowooker done
Dress dc
Quick tidy
Peel spuds
Dinner
Bath wash and dry hair
Hang washing out
Clean bathroom and loo
hoover throughout
reading
dd2 stuff ready for sportcamp
Tea
bathtimes
bedtimes
evening tidy
bedtime for me

JustKeepSwimming · 31/05/2010 11:13

CWWM - No BH in Ireland then?
Glad you are all better

Mon:

  • all up & breakfasted DONE
  • all dressed DONE
  • sort kitchen DONE
  • order Hippo watersavers online DONE
  • researching new (post-shed-sortout) project; installing guttering on shed to collect rainwater Doing (need some measurements and to check roof overhang, may be too tricky, but could look at more water butts elsewhere, check what 'roofspace' we aren't collecting from)
  • ironing & putting away
  • lunch & tidy up
  • DS2 nap
  • afternoon? ongoing list???
  • dinner x 4
  • boys bath & bed

Ongoing List:

  • contact new dentist & see if we can register; Find another one that is taking on NHS patients
  • upload & order online prints Started-Done More
  • order door curtain (& rail) for front door - Autumn job really
  • clean kitchen cupboard doors Done3More
  • put cds onto DH's pc, then they can go into loft with others
  • make my playlist
  • clear my iPhone of music, reload with just my playlist
  • find out about swimming lessons for DS1 - Have Name Of School; HavePhoneNumber
  • copy Wasting and think about Christmas; PIL definitely away/Us definitely staying at home! Think I will just tell my family we are here, they are welcome and leave it at that until nearer the time
  • sort out holiday in August to Jersey; hire car (+ seats)
  • my underwear - massive sort out & throw away old bits Started - Bought Some New Bits
  • Thank-yous for DS1's birthday - Deliver Last 2
FreakoidOrganisoid · 31/05/2010 12:22

Blimey it's afternoon already

Woke up quite full of beans but think I may have over done it as am now mid coughing fit and head aches

DONE
All up etc
Beds made
Load of washing on
Load of washing out
washing up
Sides & table wiped
Take dd's cards down and put away
Tidy sitting room
Put carseats in cupboard
Tidy dd's shed
Put away clean washing
Tidy top of my chest of drawers
Tidy dc room
Clean loo

surely I've done more than that?? Am shattered!

STILL TO DO
Hoover downstairs
Hoover upstairs
Mop downstairs
Suck last of air out of fire engine and put away
Dust

DS is making me laugh, dd has a clear plastic pencil case with a multi coloured circles design on it. DS just cannot comprehend that the circles are printed on the case and are not inside it, he keeps trying to get one out. I told him it's apattern but he said "It's NOT a pattern the bag is see through it doesn't have a pattern"

PlumBumMum · 31/05/2010 12:52

Good afternoon All

We had a lovely day yesterday, I was outside working with dh most of the morning and the dcs stayed in and tidied their rooms so we brought them to the park and out for dinner it was lovely, but I am now afraid to weigh myself incase I have put on the weight I lost

Ali what are you doing that is brill

making lunch back after with a list

JustKeepSwimming · 31/05/2010 13:18

Freak - that is loads, no wonder you are exhausted, take it easy!
and btw, what on earth is the fire engine with air in?

Mon:

  • all up & breakfasted DONE
  • all dressed DONE
  • sort kitchen DONE
  • order Hippo watersavers online DONE
  • researching new (post-shed-sortout) project; installing guttering on shed to collect rainwater Doing (need some measurements and to check roof overhang, may be too tricky, but could look at more water butts elsewhere, check what 'roofspace' we aren't collecting from)
  • ironing & putting away
  • lunch & tidy up DONE
  • DS2 nap Doing
  • film for DS1 Doing
  • gossip news catch up online Doing
  • afternoon? ongoing list???
  • dinner x 4
  • boys bath & bed

Ongoing List:

  • contact new dentist & see if we can register; Find another one that is taking on NHS patients
  • upload & order online prints Started-Done More
  • order door curtain (& rail) for front door - Autumn job really
  • clean kitchen cupboard doors Done3More
  • put cds onto DH's pc, then they can go into loft with others
  • make my playlist
  • clear my iPhone of music, reload with just my playlist
  • find out about swimming lessons for DS1 - Have Name Of School; HavePhoneNumber
  • copy Wasting and think about Christmas; PIL definitely away/Us definitely staying at home! Think I will just tell my family we are here, they are welcome and leave it at that until nearer the time
  • sort out holiday in August to Jersey; hire car (+ seats)
  • my underwear - massive sort out & throw away old bits Started - Bought Some New Bits
  • Thank-yous for DS1's birthday - Deliver Last 2
FreakoidOrganisoid · 31/05/2010 13:43

JKS a bit like this but mine is better

minimammoth · 31/05/2010 14:23

Hi everyone. Am appalled by random food selection, no wonder we have a sick society.
HMHB has whizzed off now but lovely to see them, DGD is still cute and cuddly, and DGS loved the frogs in the pond, aw!feel like a proper granny.
List
DH fretting over his invoices but they are now done.
Putting massses of washing in, washer limping along and still making horrible noises. I have to give it counselling every morning.
Matumble amused by the confusion re gro bags. got grobags, realised they need far more compost than I have actually bought.So still no tomatoes or babies planted!
Discovered Vine weevil in tub outside. EEK!!
spent hours yesterday doing archiological type soil analysys to find all the evil grubs and larvae. Horrible things UGH! I am a murderer of innocent insect things, feel bad,so much for my non killing pricipal.

Will have to donate to charity or other penance.
Can somebody forgive me please