Ding Dong Broccoli on High - 10 / 10 thread

[FrannyandZooey]

For anyone who wants a boost to their general health. The suggested goals are:

EAT 10 PORTIONS OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY - if you don't usually eat much fruit and veg I would build up gradually or you could upset your digestion.

DO (AT LEAST) 10 MINUTES OF EXERCISE EVERY DAY - can be yoga, stretching or something more energetic. The plan is that the idea of doing 10 minutes is not too daunting, and having started you may well find you want to do more.

There are no restrictions on what you eat so long as you get your 10 fruit and veg as well. The focus is not on weight loss but on improving our energy levels and hopefully our general mood and well-being. Sign up below and post here to tell us how you're getting on and how you are feeling.

Basic guidance on what constitutes a portion of fruit and veg here and you can download more detailed information by following the link at the very bottom of the page

there
i want a tower of treats

right what title then
can it be 4 cauliflowers and all that

Frannnyyyyyyy

4 cauliflowers
3 french beans
2 turtle beans?

too many beans? and looks like have made mistake although i bet bunny knows what turtle beans are

Tooooooootipops

So why did you have a t up your bottom?

4 cauliflowers, 3 french beans, 2...um....turtle beans? and a parsnip in a pear tree

and a parsni-ip in a pear treeeeeeeeee

someone left it on a chair and i sat on it

Ha ha great minds and all that

turtle beans = black beans
I've just had some

not turtle beans

ummm

five cunt-ing MANGOES

not sure if we will actually type that bit

ouch, did it hurt?

2 ticky doves fits rather nicely.....

oh lol
yes too ticky doves v good

Bugger these slow fucking dinosaurs! [

5 golden plums?

nah not keen on that

ok will do it for you shortly

12 gourds a-leaping

lol
am not doing all twelve verses!

10 plums a-plumming
9 unripes a-ripening

5 pineapple rings??

oh oh hello - sorry i am being unpolite and rushing in and out icing cakes and shouting at dp about festivitites.

i love the cunting mangoes and i love the parsnip in a pear tree. can we try for cunting and see what happens we could try acunting to disguise it.

please miss.

do we have frannite pictures to drowl over. does ds2 still have those glourious cheeks?

oh cheeks
yes he does
he is so scrumptious
will post on new thread
if we ever get there

cunting - please - can we?

I had a big argument about the word cunt in a pub. it was lovley and we both enjoyed it in a sudo intellectual sudo saucy way.

Yes yes ANYTHING!

you bloody cunting must

(oh, that was a bit mooncuppy)