The worst movie you have ever seen in the Cinema

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What is the worst film / most crappiest experience you've ever had in a cinema ?

I'll start. I remember watching the zodiac. I was immature and didn't really understand it-- but it was the most boring film I've ever seen in the cinema.

A few years later I watched Never Let me go. The atmosphere at the end was highly depressive

Can't even remember the name but it involved Wesley Snipes parachuting out of planes or something. I can't stand action films but was outvoted (at least it was next door to the ice rink so I got a good skate in).

Second worst was Independence Day, which was a first date. I didn't fancy the guy that much, but snogging him was a much better option than watching the film.

(All the same, there was no second date ).

I always fucking regret clicking on these threads. "Life's rich tapestry" and all that jazz, but honestly . . . 🙄

'Corn brothers films the one with a man with an awful haircut going round killing people with a fire extinguisher. The Corn brothers obviously think a lot of themselves - emperors new clothes imo.'

It's, er, not a fire extinguisher. It's a cattle stunner.

It's Coen brothers. Not 'Corn'.

Dick Tracey - walked out.

Corn brothers! 😂

Alright judgy pants. Did you not think that autocorrect might have kicked in there too @LetHimHaveIt

Lincoln- so dull. Many would have been ok at home but to have gone to the effort of getting a babysitter and going out to cinema!

Hot Shots Part Deux. In french.

Mars Attacks was diabolical. I fell asleep. Which happens a lot tbh. Comfy seats, dark room, warm. I've slept through many films. But with Mars Attacks, it was a choice

I hated La La Land.

Second avengers movie. I fell asleep to the first one at home so when the second one came out DH treated me to the full 4D cinemal experience. I fell asleep on a moving seat. DH woke me 3x and then gave up. Money well spent!

Vanilla Sky. All a dream? We got told not to use that as a story ending aged about 7, how it's acceptable for an actual Hollywood movie, I don't know.

Cloud Atlas -- bizarre, weird acting, not even living legend Tom Hanks could rescue that one.

Time Cop with Sylvester Stallone. Utter bollocks.

Our son made us leave Bee Movie. I don't think I've left one before or since.

ET, I fell asleep it was so dull.

Dune and The Greatest Showman.

It's Correcty Pants to you.

No, I didn't; it doesn't on mine. And I'd imagine it's even rarer when one shifts to use a capital. Twice.

Jude. Utterly, unremittingly miserable.

(Although the book's not very cheery so I don't know what I was expecting)

Shallow Hal, and Prêt-à-Porter. Shallow Hal was so awful - I was agog at how, despite the “message” being that size didn’t matter, in reality the entire film was mocking fat people. And pret a Porter - just the dullest thing I’d ever seen.

Holmes and Watson - walked out

That Eternal Spotless Sunshine Mind film (can’t even conjure up the name properly…it was that bad).

It was just an incomprehensible pile of shite. And it felt SO long. I hate Jim Carey, so it was always going to be a mistake. Can’t believe it was so widely acclaimed at the time. Awful.

Broke back Mountain

I'm with you about Shallow Hal @Talipesmum, plus Jack Black is my least favourite actor. He only plays Jack Black.

The Revenant. Hours and hours of Leo Di Caprio grunting.

Eat, Pray, love. Utter shite.

Oh and Cats. Bloody creepy cats everywhere. Grim.

All 27 Marvel movies, including the ones I haven’t seen.

Delicatessen. Only film I've ever left part-way through. Love my foreign/ artsy films but this was so boring and up its own arse. I've seen many really shit films (Micky Blue Eyes anyone?) and just boring (The Irishman/ Remains of the Day) but never walked out of any others. Delicatessen was pre-kids so I probably didn't need the sleep: after kids I did!