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Well, that's two hours of my life I'll never get back- disappointing films you've seen?

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TheEmojiMovieLooksShite · 07/08/2017 11:58

Last night I snuggled down in clean PJs with popcorn and wine to watch the much-hyped "Girl on a Train". I noticed it was on Amazon Prime yesterday morning as was looking forward all day to watching it.

Well, what a completely bloody waste of time that was.

It was absolute horse shit and I genuinely went to bed feeling a bit deflated.

What disappointing films have you seen that you wish you hadn't bothered with?

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LemonadeWithACherry · 07/08/2017 13:32

We watched The Autopsy of Jane Doe last night. It is an utterly awful film, terrible script, doesn't make sense, and a huge waste of my Sunday evening Angry

It was well reviewed and starred Brian Cox so I was expecting so much more!

I also hated Birdman which was also critically acclaimed. Pretentious boring guff.

I concur with treacle about The Lobster and also The Fundamentals of Caring (with the ever lovely Paul Rudd)

Wheelycote · 07/08/2017 13:33

Jupiter ascending - what was that about!

IHaveBrilloHair · 07/08/2017 13:33

Black Swan, boring tosh
Room, but I hated the book too

Wheelycote · 07/08/2017 13:33

Inferno with Tom Hanks

mylittlephoney · 07/08/2017 13:35

Fantastic beasts tried to watch it twice. Twice I fell asleep.
Lala land. I wanted my money back.
Deadpool I so don't do comic book films

Nannplum666 · 07/08/2017 13:37

One day with Anne Hathaway - loved the book and normally love her acting but her accent was terrible, everyone's acting awful and I ended up turning it off!

MrsMozart · 07/08/2017 13:38

Started to watch GoaT. Got very bored very quickly and gave up.

These days if a film isn't gripping or at least bearable by about ten mins in then I stop watching.

ginghambox · 07/08/2017 13:40

Prometheus
Pacific Rim
Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom
The Gunman
Bastille Day
Star Trek Beyond
There may be a link between these.

squoosh · 07/08/2017 13:40

Girl on a Train was terrible. I couldn’t finish the book as it was so boring so I’m not sure why I thought the film would be any better.

HOW did that book become a smash hit?!?

kernowgal · 07/08/2017 13:44

Astonished that nobody has mentioned Bridget Jones' Baby or Ab Fab The Movie.

Just utter, utter mindless dross. Ab Fab not even funny and I love French & Saunders.

I did like Bridesmaids tho, will always watch it if it's on.

Heathcliff27 · 07/08/2017 13:44

Ok, i'm going to tell you and then run away and hide. I've been slated many many times before for not getting this film but i do not apologise. Disclaimer- I absolutely love the actor and love love everything else he ever did but this.... just no!!!!

Dead poets society

squoosh · 07/08/2017 13:45

Bridesmaids was about an hour too long and would have felt much sharper if they’d pruned all the many unnecessary scenes. But I think it comes in for extra criticism because it’s an all female cast. It’s as though people think ‘that’s meant to appeal to me, well ha! It doesn’t’.

squoosh · 07/08/2017 13:46

I'm indifferent to Dead Poets' Society. But I did think, just wait a few months and your dad will no longer have any control of your life!

Undecidedexpat · 07/08/2017 13:46

TheEmojiMovie - see, I have a few unexpected hours alone today. I'm on the net and kind-of watching tv. I did consider having it on in the background but thought I'd savour it tonight. I'm disappointed now...

BaDumShh · 07/08/2017 13:47

The book of Girl on the Train was awful too. Completely predictable, I guessed the ending about a third of the way in. I enjoy a good thriller novel and I've read several that were much, much better. Don't understand how that book got so much hype.

Black Swan - hated that film. Awful, awful drivel.

BeautyGoesToBenidorm · 07/08/2017 13:47

Avatar was painfully, neverendingly (literally, it seemed) shite. I can't believe James Cameron still thinks the public give enough of a fuck about it for him to start churning out sequels.

American Mary was fucking dire. I know the body modification 'artist' who 'advised' the production team, and honestly I wanted to punch him in the mouth.

Syriana was tedious beyond and I walked out when George Clooney started getting his fingernails torn out.

Annabelle and Sinister were both shit.

Any of the Fast & Furious franchise is 100% guaranteed to send me into a coma.

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TheEmojiMovieLooksShite · 07/08/2017 13:49

Undecided Stick it on in the background Smile

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squoosh · 07/08/2017 13:49

Black Swan was painful. In fact all of Darren Aronofsky's films are pants.

Sorry Daz!

QuietNinjaTardis · 07/08/2017 13:51

My husband made me watch open water last night. He said it was meant to be really good. It wasn't 🦈

Kpo58 · 07/08/2017 13:51

Cloverfield was unbelievably crap.

ShatnersBassoon · 07/08/2017 13:53

Baby Driver. So disappointing. Thin plot, cringeworthy dialogue, flat humour. The soundtrack was the star of the film, which isn't what I go to the cinema for.

Gingernaut · 07/08/2017 13:55

There's a poorly reviewed TV film called "Revenge of the Bridesmaids" which, to my eye, knocked "Bridesmaids" out of the park.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revenge_of_the_Bridesmaids

Mrsmartell08 · 07/08/2017 13:55

Some of the worst...nearly walked out of the cinema films...
Angela's ashes
As good as it gets
The lake house
The bridges of madison county

demirose87 · 07/08/2017 13:56

Fantastic Beasts I found really boring and just couldn't get into. Agree Girl On The Train was boring also. Took the kids to see the Moomins film a few years ago and fell asleep

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