If you were walking by and noticed a splendid hostelry called The Bluestocking Arms, please stop and pop in for a drink and a chat!
Although the drink is of the finest quality, it has magical properties so it does not result in the kind of inebriation that gets you into trouble; likewise, our delicious cakes and sweets do not contain calories, gluten, nor sugar - but you'd never know!
As if the regulars weren't entertaining enough, some of us also challenge AI to produce all sorts of fantastical images - highlighting the fact that AI can't spell, is unsure about the standard number of fingers on a human hand, and doesn't know what a blackbird is. We find that comforting.
There are several areas within the building, as well as the bar, including a very comfy snug, a games room [Lego, model railway, anything else you fancy] and Pedantry Corner where we occasionally have amiable chats about apostrophes and the likes.
Drinks and treats are served by a team of gerbils, quokkas, and other furry creatures; there are many other animals in the outdoor area but I've lost count -
stick around and a capybara dressed in a Christmas jumper may pass by with a hot chocolate, nattily-dressed degus, chinchillas in waistcoats and bow ties - if it's furry and cute, you'll find it here.
Real life is, largely speaking, left outside the Bluestocking so the imagination can run riot inside, but if real life is unfortunately unavoidable at some point, a comfy chair beside the fire in the snug is always available and a hot chocolate, or something stronger, will be served to you promptly by an attentive gerbil.
New Bluestockingers always welcome
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