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How to get a bigger bum

156 replies

buma · 28/05/2024 09:45

I've got a tiny little bum. It's not flat but it is very small!

Is there actually a way to make it appear bigger without an absolute tonne of work? I'd like it bigger but equally I can't commit to working out constantly!!

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Ciderlout · 31/05/2024 12:35

Phantasmagorically · 31/05/2024 12:33

dry your eyes, chum.

xx

I see you’re ’one of them’… LOL

Phantasmagorically · 31/05/2024 12:36

Ciderlout · 31/05/2024 12:35

I see you’re ’one of them’… LOL

a black person?

Ciderlout · 31/05/2024 12:39

Phantasmagorically · 31/05/2024 12:36

a black person?

No… A knob (or last word Annie!!)

CormorantStrikesBack · 31/05/2024 12:40

I do loads of glute work.

curtsey squats
rear lunges
hip thrusts
deadlifts
cable machine kickbacks
leg press
hip abductor
glute bridges

You need a variety.

Phantasmagorically · 31/05/2024 12:40

Ciderlout · 31/05/2024 12:39

No… A knob (or last word Annie!!)

You're covering yourself in glory on this thread,

Have a lovely day.

Ciderlout · 31/05/2024 12:41

Phantasmagorically · 31/05/2024 12:40

You're covering yourself in glory on this thread,

Have a lovely day.

Ditto! 👋

EmpressaurusDeiGatti · 31/05/2024 12:54

There was an entertaining AIBU a while ago where the OP wanted to know whether she should tell her friend she had a big bum. Most of the thread was taken up with posters establishing whether that was a compliment or not.

Ciderlout · 31/05/2024 12:57

EmpressaurusDeiGatti · 31/05/2024 12:54

There was an entertaining AIBU a while ago where the OP wanted to know whether she should tell her friend she had a big bum. Most of the thread was taken up with posters establishing whether that was a compliment or not.

🤣 I bet

size4feet · 31/05/2024 18:24

MaryFuckingFerguson · 30/05/2024 21:42

I am old (52) and can’t fathom why anyone would want a big arse. Not flat, not fat - but small is what I want.

Because looking at the pictures below, most people find the bigger bum much cuter, younger and sexier.

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Beefcurtains79 · 31/05/2024 18:30

Big bums are on the way out, even the Kardashians have had theirs made smaller recently.

size4feet · 31/05/2024 18:43

Beefcurtains79 · 31/05/2024 18:30

Big bums are on the way out, even the Kardashians have had theirs made smaller recently.

You are confusing a massive fat arse (kardashians) with a phat bum

When people work out to increase their butts they are not aiming for a silicone injected gargantuan butt. They are wanting generous, firm, round, glutes and that never goes out of fashion as it's not about fashion

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YourPithyLilacSheep · 31/05/2024 21:17

Most of those gym influencer photos are posed and enhanced.

Beefcurtains79 · 01/06/2024 06:31

Those photos are enhanced and the OP never mentioned wanting a ‘phat bum’ just a bigger one.

size4feet · 01/06/2024 10:49

Beefcurtains79 · 01/06/2024 06:31

Those photos are enhanced and the OP never mentioned wanting a ‘phat bum’ just a bigger one.

@YourPithyLilacSheep
You say that as if you think glutes can't be grown through exercise

Of course some are enhanced but if you follow actual fitness content creators rather than influencers who stand around posing, you will see outstanding glute development.

It's hard work building muscle but when you see someone whose entire body reflects years of hard work you can be fairly confident their butts are genuine.

greengreyblue · 01/06/2024 10:51

It’s just a fashion. In the 90s a big bum was what you didn’t want. You could wear those scrunch bum leggings and shorts.

size4feet · 01/06/2024 10:52

Beefcurtains79 · 01/06/2024 06:31

Those photos are enhanced and the OP never mentioned wanting a ‘phat bum’ just a bigger one.

I'm pretty sure by saying she wants a bigger bum, the OP is not dreaming of a fat arse 😂. She may not have used the tram 'phat' but it's obvious what she is referring to. She mentions not wanting to have to exercise to get one so she's clearly looking at bums that are associated with exercise. She just is dreaming of a short cut.

size4feet · 01/06/2024 11:00

greengreyblue · 01/06/2024 10:51

It’s just a fashion. In the 90s a big bum was what you didn’t want. You could wear those scrunch bum leggings and shorts.

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Yeah. Some of us remember those days well.

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Waitingfordoggo · 01/06/2024 11:18

Fooking hell @size4feet, I’d forgotten how extreme the skinny phase was in the 90s!

Waitingfordoggo · 01/06/2024 11:20

I couldn’t participate in that particular craze because I couldn’t ever get skinny enough. I can’t participate in the current fashions because my boobs and bum aren’t big enough. So I’m waiting until it’s fashionable to be a mid size rectangle shape 😂

Notcontent · 01/06/2024 11:42

size4feet · 31/05/2024 18:24

Because looking at the pictures below, most people find the bigger bum much cuter, younger and sexier.

This is really quite ridiculous. The second picture shows a healthy, natural fugure. The first picture is not “cute”. It show someone who has had major enhancement. I have never met a woman who naturally has a figure like that.

Waitingfordoggo · 01/06/2024 11:45

Notcontent · 01/06/2024 11:42

This is really quite ridiculous. The second picture shows a healthy, natural fugure. The first picture is not “cute”. It show someone who has had major enhancement. I have never met a woman who naturally has a figure like that.

The first bum is certainly attention-grabbing but looks slightly cartoonish to me. Apologies to that woman if that is her real arse, but I would suspect the photo (or the arse) has been amended in some way.

Waitingfordoggo · 01/06/2024 11:47

size4feet · 31/05/2024 18:24

Because looking at the pictures below, most people find the bigger bum much cuter, younger and sexier.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with the second arse. It’s a completely ordinary bum on what looks to be a slim and healthy woman.

Ciderlout · 01/06/2024 13:06

size4feet · 01/06/2024 11:00

Yeah. Some of us remember those days well.

I don’t think those photos are real.

size4feet · 01/06/2024 13:49

@Notcontent

This is really quite ridiculous. The second picture shows a healthy, natural fugure. The first picture is not “cute”. It show someone who has had major enhancement. I have never met a woman who naturally has a figure like that.

You don't spend a lot of time at the gym do you 😂
I know women with this shape

size4feet · 01/06/2024 13:51

@Waitingfordoggo

There is absolutely nothing wrong with the second arse. It’s a completely ordinary bum on what looks to be a slim and healthy woman.
Of course there is nothing wrong with it. It's a bum. It works. It does what bums do.

The point is, it is not hard to imagine that many many people would like the rounder, perter more glute developed bum which is what the whole OP is about