Brexit mega thread part 10 : what's the (s)tory? Incompetence, tax evasion, dodgy loans and economic free fall...nothing to see here...check out those sunlit uploands!

[Chevyimpala67]

Part 10 of our long running thread.
I'm still putting my money on a spring GE.
The tory slash and burn of the UK is right on track.
Bon chance my friends!

I do think this pie chart rather sums it up...

The BBC finally broadcasting actual, you know, facts, about Brexshit...

https://twitter.com/AlexTaylorNews/status/1643864593322635266

https://news.sky.com/story/post-brexit-checks-on-goods-from-eu-into-uk-to-be-reduced-12850340

And that's obviously not going to be an absolute catastrophuq. Given the shortages we've already had this year, making EU exporters pay twice as much for the privilege of feeding us can't possibly cause any problems...

And this is going to be so much fun. Unfortunately, unlike so many Brexshitteer MPs, I haven't got any Irish ancestry to go and claim an EU passport like a f*cking hypocrite...

<looks lovingly at gorgeous burgundy EU passport>

I feel sorry for everyone who voted against this shitshow who is affected.

Ah, so The Times doesn't understand the Brexshit it lied and campaigned for...

https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnOBrennan2/status/1644582536335572992

This is odd. Don’t want those foreign school kids here they might forget to take some back.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/apr/09/tories-in-retreat-from-brexit-bill-to-scrap-thousands-of-eu-laws

@SerendipityJane I really wish I could be there watching the haunted pencil combust.

Also, no point in asking your MP for help anymore.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/home-office-migrants-backlog-asylum-seeker-b2313997.html

Where's Clav ?

I could keep this up all day.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/04/09/britains-new-frigates-built-in-poland/

Yeah, but Belgium will be buying a bullet off Denmark or something...

Louise will not be happy

😊

Louise will not be happy

Diddums. As if Brexit was ever about making them happy anyway.

But...but...its exactly what she voted for!

So much winning.

My fading memory of what Louise voted for was that it was whatever they were being served.

You bet I'm not happy about that. I'm still here watching away btw.
Happy Easter everyone.

Just what is the point of the utterly useless and pointless Jacob Reese Smug? He can’t even get his bonfire of the vanities through a majority held parliament. For the life of me it’s a mystery how he keeps getting re-elected as a MP. A mockery of our system of representative government.

This is not my Brexit. This Brexit is too shortage-y.
This is not my Brexit. This Brexit is too expensive-y.
This is not my Brexit. This Brexit is too ultra-long-distance-trade-deals-y.
This is not my Brexit. This Brexit is too rainforest-destroying-palm-oil-y.
This is not my Brexit. This Brexit is too delay-y.
This is not my Brexit. This Brexit is too eternal-traffic-queues-ruining-holidays-and-treating-lorry-drivers-appallingly-y.
This is not my Brexit. This Brexit is too we'll-have-to-give-up-checking-incoming-passports-and-goods-because-we-fucked-up-the-infrastructure-and-planning-y.
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This is my Brexit. It is composed mainly of Unicorns. It has All the Cards. And Nothing But Upsides. And Sunlit Uplands. And Taking Back Control of our borders and rules. And showing Johnny Foreigner how Swashbuckling and Buccaneering we are. And Being Better for the Environment, whilst also using super-powered vacuum cleaners and 100W incandescent lightbulbs!

What a wonderfully welcoming, global country we've become.

Well done Brexshitteers!

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I see his Muskness has the measure of the BBC too

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-65226481

(I couldn't resist the irony)