So Sally has realised that it's all or nothing now - she's bitten the bullet after two friends have pledged to help her...
Brexit Babs is hardcore - wants Sally to go full no contact with Dave - a scorched earth approach.
Tory Tina is more pragmatic, she wants Sally to move on but realises that Dave's not a complete cunt, & whilst the marriage might not have worked out, they don't hate each other & an amicable split would be better for both of them in the long run.
Lib Dem Lucy (the blue-haired non-binary social justice warrior with a penis) is LIVID that it's not all about them & is actively trying to control Sally because it's Just Not Right that Sally should be able to exercise autonomy over her own thoughts & life choices. Given the chance, Lucy would literally chain Sally to Dave regardless of their express wishes otherwise.
Labour Larry is just pissed about everything. He 'understands' why Sally wants to leave, but nonetheless he's determined to make her stay. He changes his mind constantly & tells Sally one thing whilst saying the exact opposite to others. He just wants to be in charge. (And he hates Jews as well, but that's more of a hobby really). He gaslights Sally more than the rest of her toxic family.
SNP Tam is Sally's puffed up uncle.
He's not impressed that Sally has made a choice to leave Dave. Tam's sole motivations are to undermine Sally at every turn, whilst also trying to leave his own marriage for much the same reasons.
As ever, I continue to #PrayForSally in these difficult times, and keep my fingers crossed that Sally will ultimately prevail.
My dear hope is that Babs toned down her rhetoric & helps Tina so that Sally & Dave are able to get the Nisi signed as soon as poss, and move onto the next stage, prior to issue of the absolute, in an amicable and mutually agreeable way.
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