So where are we now?
Boris says he wants a GE Dec 12th with more debates about the deal. Translation: debating the deal is pointless as Labour will just wreck it, move straight to the GE
EU seems it will offer a 'flextension' for 3 months, after the UK has voted on a GE. Translation: Normal extension but please please pretty please do something with the time.
Labour is saying we want a GE but only when a no deal is off the table. Translation: we dont care about an extension, we will never allow a GE because we are scared we will all lose our jobs. Therefore no deal will ever be off the table.
SNP just keeps droning on, bla, bla, bla, bla... Translation: bla, bla, bla, bla...
LibDems have sighted a return to 3rd place, maybe even 2nd, the power it offers has them salivating so they are very clear just revoke.
Translation: Power ummmmmm power, just keep voting until we get more power, fuck the 17.4 million voters, who cares about democracy we want more power
So what is going to happen now?
I think Labour will block an election (as they are really really scared of losing their jobs). EU will pretend to be stern but force a 3 month extension. MPs will relax, enjoy their xmas parties and come back energised in January. They will huff and puff, pass another surrender bill to stop us leaving the EU and come 31st of January the EU will force us to have another extension.
Boris is going to have to get really dirty to break though the quagmire of filth that parliament has become. What that means I have no idea, maybe Farage could help?