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Only 1 rule.
No c&p posts a mile long, they’re just boring & no one reads them.
Keep it short, sweet, & to the point.

Peace & Love ❤️🇬🇧❤️

10degrees your comments about NI are fucking disgusting.

I bet you consider yourself a 'patriot' as well, don't you?

How can you bear to parade such revolting ignorance?

Farrage should get into a boxing ring with me, whose with me?

It will be LIGHT HEARTED AND NORMAL i swear

It'll be so much fun...

For me

^ This. I’m a bit speechless at the callousness and ignorance tbh. I don’t care if there’s gin I don’t think I’ll visit this —Wetherspoons— pub any more.

Gah. Formatting fail.

Wait is this a wetherspoons??

Cant be

The floor isnt sticky

Well not that sticky anyway

What on earth is a 'lady pint'?
A pint is a pint (obvious!). It has a statutory definition, unlike a certain 'Brexity thing.
Is it in a pink glass with a straw to make it a 'lady'?
Whatever, I will line you up another for after your match. You could have it before but there may be so many lined up you might miss the target!
Shall we get the Rocky theme up on the jukebox?

Please don't say we have to learn imperial measures again. I'm old. I already mix and match but I had to learn both at school.
How many Knuts to a Sickle? I forgot.

Lady pints are for real women, innit?

Yes rocky!

Gonna be great.

Slightly concerned because he's a quitling so will quit before I get to knock him out though

Remainers... so cross and frothy....

Fennel - whathave I said with relation to ni that disgusts you so? Is it that the gangsters who passed for politicians over there were bought off to keep the peace or is it that if they wish to stay with the eu we should let them

I think you ‘disgust’ easy - a remainer affliction

10 degrees

There's lip stick on your teeth love, it made you look a bit daft when you were insulting the LIGHT HEARTED and NORMAL remainers.

Cross.... frothy....

Have you seen the thread title by the way.... can’t take the heat etc....

10 degrees

Oh sorry

There's lipstick on your teeth love and your fly is undone.... somebody had fun in the beer garden

Better? I'm doing my best to be LIGHT HEARTED and NORMAL don't get all frothy and quit on us

Why would I quit on you?

I’m like Brexit - a permanent fixture

A LIGHT HEARTED and NORMAL song to get the evening going.
Oh! What a Lovely Brexit!

(warning: contains patriotic references)

Is it time to stoke up the steam powered jukebox yet?
There were some cracking suggestions last night.

Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough!

Difficult to dance to, sorry.

It has been said many many many many many times that it was only one side of the debate that talked absolute bollocks so I am reassured that this is not actually the case

Or maybe Surfer’s just been plying you all with some weird home brewed shit (obviously not literally, that would be gross)

I’ll be a party pooper and play safe with a - cheers

I thought Mr Farage ( sounds suspiciously foreign that name or does it really rhyme with marriage ?) was looking to get citizenship elsewhere ? In which case I am not sure he can be knighted ? I could be wrong though ?

@time4
You know there is a fancy coffee that is made from the beans AFTER it has been 'expelled' by a bird?
It makes you wonder how the heck anyone thought that might be a nice thing to try.

Farage's STxW is German & his kids have German passports.

Farage name is descendent of French Huguenot Protestants who sought asylum (refuge) in Britain, centuries ago.

Ironic, init?

How about