Ha! Actually laughed out loud at that 😂😂😂
"But what are your reasons for feeling like that dear?"
"Well, I'd like to make my own decisions for a change"
"What, that's not a reason! Give me one example of a decision you would have made if you hadn't been stopped by me"
"Erm, I'm not sure.....not letting all your family come for Xmas when we only have 5 chairs"
"See, you can't come up with ANY appropriate reasons can you?That is not a valid reason. That's not my fault, that's your fault for not buying enough chairs"
"But you invited them and said not many were coming....."
"So now you don't want them to come. Well, you are thick and stupid and In-law ist ........waaaaaaah!"