God I REALLY fancy my sister in law

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She is about 6 years younger than my DW and very good looking indeed, but has never really had a serious boyfriend and I think she is a tad jealous of her sister (DW and I are hand in glove).

I would NEVER do anything, but I can't help fantasising about her. She once injured her knee and DW suggested I massage it - with DW in the room - I obliged but when my SIL asked me to move my hand in a Northerly direction to massage her quads, I felt a bit hot under the collar TBH and broke off.

This is not an "am I normal" or "am I being unreasonable" thread, because (a) I know it's normal, and (b) it won't be unreasonable unless (to quote J.L. Picard) I make it so.

Just wanted to share...

my first bf, I used to play footsy with his brother under the dinner table
in my defence I was 13 and his brother was delicious

MI.. you never know re: BIL, they say a change is as good as a rest.. is there any of them in need of a rest

How old was the brother? Blimey, I was still playing with Cindy dolls at 13!

Harpsi

You, you harlot......

eek. Toe-curling topic IMO. My middle sister and I look very, very alike - so much so that ds used to get very confused when he was a baby - but I'm pretty sure neither of us fancy each other's partners and our partners don't fancy the 'wrong' sister. Bloody hope not, anyway. Yuck yuck yuckety yuck.

13? That's when I had my first kiss!! Outside the GAA hall at the local disco! I had just eaten a bag of Tayto cheese & onion!

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Good grief...I was a slow child then wasn't I? I was too busy reading Jackie magazines to be looking at boys at 13!

First kiss after eating Cheese & Onion? Surely that put the poor guy off for good?

edam.... I bet your dh is the nicest though...

I used to accuse my sister of fancying my dh. Though we weren't married at the time.. and I never accused her to her face... rather yelled it at dh when we were arguing "And you keep flirting with XXXXXX, even when we are having conversations, it's you she's looking at!!!"

poor, poor dh

Jackie?? Jeez, I was busy sniggering over the word ejaculate in What Katy Did

lennygirl - I'm guessing 'bf' is best friend not boyfriend? Yipes!

Well, ww, now you come to mention it.. he is 30 & still living at home with his parents....I have it on good authority that he doesn't "go with girls"

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Yea but boys don't grow up till they hit middle age do they? If at all? As for him living with his parents in his 30s - I'd say that's quite normal too!

What is it about GAA halls?

I actually quite like gay guys! I used to work in an estate agents and if we got two guys come in and ask to view a house I'd offer to show them because you were guaranteed a laugh and they are such nice blokes!

GAA?

GAA clubs? well it's the testosterone coming from the hurling changing rooms innit

Gaelic Athletic Association.

oooh, er I suppose he must have been 18 he used to drive vans for a living.
I was quite an early starter
NB I was only playing footsie you understand

Yea but footsie can lead to other things y'know! Tut Tut.

ff, I have to say 'yes' as dh occasionally MNs! Obv. I think so. Let's hope my sister disagrees!

'kin funny, ladeeez.
fireflyfairy2!!! Russell Brand is not real!
Is he? Oh christ is he really?

mustrunmore
you're right. i think we all fancy morningpaper if the bitter truth be told.