God I REALLY fancy my sister in law

[Tooembarrasedtousemyrealname]

She is about 6 years younger than my DW and very good looking indeed, but has never really had a serious boyfriend and I think she is a tad jealous of her sister (DW and I are hand in glove).

I would NEVER do anything, but I can't help fantasising about her. She once injured her knee and DW suggested I massage it - with DW in the room - I obliged but when my SIL asked me to move my hand in a Northerly direction to massage her quads, I felt a bit hot under the collar TBH and broke off.

This is not an "am I normal" or "am I being unreasonable" thread, because (a) I know it's normal, and (b) it won't be unreasonable unless (to quote J.L. Picard) I make it so.

Just wanted to share...

i kind of think my dh has a "fondness"for my mam in a secret way!though she is very young and keeps herself very well but ewwww all the same

Holy Christ...dh's "fondness" for my mam would result in me having a fondness in clamping his testicles in a pair of nut crackers & using the left one as a pin cushion & the right one as a cigarette stubber outter!

Thread too long to read, but dont you reckon that most guys fancy their brothers wives? Kick me off if I've read the thread wrong? Its just if my brother goes for her why wouldnt I?

Well I have 3 brothers' & they can't stand each others wifes! In fact, the wifes can't even stand each other!

well he never said anything and she is only 43 and looks a good five years younger........but i did once or twice see him "looking" when she bent over he likes the older woman look has a thing for nigella all this he keeps to himself but i see all

bit of a give-away this...quoting J.L. Picard? Excellent writing style, spelling, diction. Raissing a thread on a particular female he fancies??

Will the real Unquietdad please stand up??

DH and I have a 'Look but don't touch' policy between ourselves. It has worked so far, if we get really turned on about someone else, it spices up our sex life.
BTW my DH dispises my sister.

diction?
is there a MN option to have spoken word threads that I'm missing?
Bloody hell what an excellent idea.

spices up makes me want to weep btw.

well, diction covers choice of words, both written and spoken.

Ach none of that oul look but don't touch crap for us! Especially if it's my younger sister.....she'd be afraid of ruining her make-up!

damn

i Spent months and months going for tea with the brother of our head boy. Head boy was in upper sixth, me and his younger brother in 5th form. Head boy turned out to be gay (it was so obvious in hindsight I should be shot) and younger brother went up to Cambridge and looked identical and was definitely heterosexual. I just couldn't fancy him, I was only interested in his (gay!) brother (I thought carrying round a copy of Palgrave's Golden Treasury was a sign ).

I am one of 4 girls. Biggest sis only likes fellow medics and they make me feel all smear test so couldn't fancy her type. Older sis likes men in bands but in her dotage has settled for a writer (she is an editor) - hee is too 'right on'. Youngest sister had string of farmer boyfriends before marrying one. Farmers make me laugh but not in a good way.

lol swedes!

lol Pan
My thought exactly (re UQD)

I don't fancy my BIL
He got the wanky london meeja career and money but DH got the brains and, er, looks.

The thought of fancying any of my BIL's is BARF!

just googled Jean Luc Picard.....surprising results, but ALL in UQD territory. Do youthink he was just teasing us??

Besides, he has commited MUCH greater sins than this without a name-change..remember the "I've got the hots for Catherine Tate" thread??? V. embarrassing all round.....

snigger

oh Jeezus, my DH is a trekkie...and we have just come back from xmas at my sister's! perhaps he is the OP!

(She looks like Princess Fiona in ogress mode)

are you revealing that you are UQD's DW?? .

Ah no, just re-read the OP and my sister is 12 years older than me and married to Shrek so it can't be my DH....

(Pan, he did come and play on MN for a couple of days and managed to leap in and post and not offend anyone, though only one person 'got' his name. but he was a bit scared by all the, you know, women on here. He beat a hasty retreat back to B3TA site which is full of Little Boy Geek humour)

I was contacted a vcouple of years ago on FR by someone I ditched dramatically at University. He wrote a long chatty letter and then wrote at the bottom, as a non sequiter (sequitor?) 'I have to tell you that I really, really fancied your best friend."

I was delighted to reply 'I have to tell you that I really, really fancied your brother and it was mutual. My best friend, on the other hand, once told me that if you were the last man on earth....'

He used the word 'fancied' which I hadn't used in years, and transported me instantly back to being an 18 year old hussy again!

Did this help get it out of your system fella?

hee hee funny thread and definately started in order to get everyone going I think!

So, when I was 16 I had a boyfriend and we broke up and a couple of years later I started seeing his brother and married him! (and later divorced him)

[starts writing life story to send in to hollyoaks...]

This is the sort of thing my mother's family excels at.
Mother: married her best friend's brother, divorced him, then married same best friend's widowed husband. (None of these people is my father, btw.)
Her mother: when widowed, married her dead husband's brother-in-law.
My dad has twice married old ex-girlfriends, though not related to each other. (Neither of them is my mother, btw.)