IF Harry Potter characters Posted on MN.........

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Hermione:Style - My hair is so bushy, what can I use to calm it down abit??

Petunia - Good Housekeeping - Does anyone know how to get soot out of a shag pile??

• Food - Duddykins eating is out oof control, help.

Lupin - Other subjects - How can I keep my werewolf side under control??

Mrs Weasley - Money - How can I afford a new mortgage, my house is too small for all my kids.

I could think of loads, anyone else

Excellent LOL

My orphaned godson has a lot of issues with anger just now. I can't spend time with him so I was thinking of getting him a present. Any suggestions of special gifts for a Quidditch fan?

I have suddenly become head teacher at my school but am afraid I can never fill my predecessors's boots. Some advice please.

I really fancy this boy in my class. But some people say that he killed my last boyfriend. I'm so confused.

My Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher really went out of his way for me this year, despite having health issues to deal with. Any suggestions of gifts for him? I was thinging of doggie chocs.

Mr Weasley: I've been experimenting with that muggle thing the internet(sp?) and I've found a site called mumsnet. Anyone know of a charm that will stop me wasting time on it. My work at the Ministry is suffering.

My friends at school have always been very nice to me, even tho I am a half-blood. But now they are coming out with all this racist stuff about house elves. How can I tell them that this is Just Not On?

Mr Weasley: 'Bump. An anti-mumsnet charm. Anyone? Please.'

ROFL an Anti mumsnet charm would be useful

LUPIN - I am starting to crave raw meat at the new moon, I think I'm getting worse - help me.

Sirius - It's really hard for me to be around my god son as he reminds me so much of his father.

Hagrid - How can I tame my wild hair. I have a hot date but the axle grease just looks awful.

LEGAL: Am I right in thinking that the House Elves (Manumission) Act says that there must be a 'clear intent' for clothesgiving to count as liberation?
If not, can I sue someone who causes an unintentional liberation?

I'm a school nurse and there seems to be an awful lot of serious injuries at my school, some sports-related and some the result of poor supervision of the children. Should I blow the whistle?

Alternative ending:

Harry came round, the light blinding his eyes. ..
"Morning Harry!" said Aunt Petunia, drawing the curtains back. "Ready for breakfast? It's your favourite!And Dudley's so pleased you're back from school again!He's got you a present."

"Wow, thanks auntie!" said Harry. "But i had this really strange dream last night..."

Oh and i don't know what the real ending is either!

mumbleboo, your spot on

sorry "you're"

Nagini - the bastard has made me into a horcrux, now I have to go into hiding to escape certain death. Any suggestions???

voldermort: help me I'm in a tight spot. the history is that there is this kid who has been harrassing me and wouldn't stop. He is preventing me form leading the life I want to lead. How can I have an ASBO put on him?