IF Harry Potter characters Posted on MN.........

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Hermione:Style - My hair is so bushy, what can I use to calm it down abit??

Petunia - Good Housekeeping - Does anyone know how to get soot out of a shag pile??

• Food - Duddykins eating is out oof control, help.

Lupin - Other subjects - How can I keep my werewolf side under control??

Mrs Weasley - Money - How can I afford a new mortgage, my house is too small for all my kids.

I could think of loads, anyone else

I'm worried about my child's school food. It all seems to be very heavy, stodgy stuff, no fresh fruit or vegetables. WWYD?

My childs headteacherhas just been murdered should I let him stay at school?

LEGAL: my nephew has apparently come into money and owns property. Can I make a claim to some of his fortune? I have been keeping this boy for 10 years, since his parents died.

AIBU- One of my childrens teachers is a werewolf and I want him sacked

F & G - We've just got enough gold to start our joke shop but how do we keep it hidden from our mum, she seems to have eyes in the back of her head.

My daughter is dating a lovely boy but she is in danger from his enemies WWYD?

my dd seems to levitate things from her crib. her first word wasn't mummy or daddy but something about leviosa. should i be worried? how do i get a SEN assessment?

SN- My chld is a Squib , anyone suggest a good school?

I am known by my surname as my first name is awful! if i marry the man i love, would i be known by his surname as my first name or should i use my (awful) first name?

Moody, my magic eye keeps sticking, what can I use to lube it??

Draco - ever since moody turned me into a ferrett, I keep wanting to crawl down people's trouser legs - HELP.

One HP character does post (well, via his girl) and he posts wise and kind things to anyone after his advice.

this is a very funny thread!

the comment re Hermione in the op reminded me of what she says in the 3rd film when they use the time turner to go back and free buckbeack. They are standing behind a tree looking at themselves and Hermione says tha great line 'does my hair really look like that from behind?' I love it. although, not actually in the book....

naswm, you should have a look at the other HP thread if you are a fan of the books.here

Will have to start a new one soon as it's very popular.

MOODY:

URGENT ADVICE NEEDED: I mixed up 3-in-1-oil with the super glue and my eye is stuck looking sideways, how can I unstick it without going to A&E?

Voldie - I miss my good looks, how do you undo a Horcrux??

BOM: Excellent, that made me LOL

(Not a hp char. but )
jkr: i've done a silly thing, I've made myself redundant from a role I enjoy and am now regretting it. Will people forgive me if I backtrack and decide to write HP books again? My heart is desperate to carry on! What should I do?

Wanted:

desperatelyseekinghorcruxes: I'm looking for a silver locket, with a serpent engraved on it. If anyone has it please return asap by owl.

Actually, that's a bit rubbish, ignore it

Fleur Delacour - my future MIL is a complete cow, and dp's horrid sister keeps sniggering at me behind my back

Hermione's Mum - Help! My teenage daughter doesn't want to spend anytime with me. She even spends holidays and Christmas at friends houses

Mrs Weasley: What end-of-term present would you suggest for teachers? I was thinking of knitting a jumper.

Mrs Malfoy: The sorting hat has put my son in Slytherin. Can we go to appeal?

stressed&worried: I just caught my two ds's (7 & 9) making an Unbreakable Vow, is there anyway we can get them out of it?