IF Harry Potter characters Posted on MN.........

[BandofMothers]

Hermione:Style - My hair is so bushy, what can I use to calm it down abit??

Petunia - Good Housekeeping - Does anyone know how to get soot out of a shag pile??

• Food - Duddykins eating is out oof control, help.

Lupin - Other subjects - How can I keep my werewolf side under control??

Mrs Weasley - Money - How can I afford a new mortgage, my house is too small for all my kids.

I could think of loads, anyone else

Voldemort - how can I get rid of this HARRY POTTER?? He is the Bane of my life, and I'm fed up of it.

Harry - It doesn't matter how often I cut my hair, it just grows back so quickly.

ron- do i ask harry and hermione for a threesom or would it spoil our freindship

mrs weasley - i found magazines of playwizzards under rons bed i think he may be gay how do i takle this with him

KTMoo, mrsweasley will have you for besmirching Ron's name

mrs weasley - im so much in debt because of school fees wat can i do please i need advise i feel i cant go on

i think i run out of ideas lol

Ron Weasley - my best friend has a bigger wand than me, and all the girls think he's great.

Unknown Magic Family - PFB got letter saying he has been accepted to Hogwarts. We are thrilled but also rather worried about sending him there, what with Death Eaters invading the place and members of staff killing the Head. Does your child go there? Is it REALLY the best school or should we consider Durmstrang?

it not the size of the wand it the way you wave it about lol

good thread bandofmothers

Mrs Dursely - My son is 19stone and 5ft 3. is this obese? Should I be worried?

I thought it should get some funny posts

Krum - I love Hermy, how can I compete with the famous HP???

Hedwig - I feel neglected up here in the Owlery, WIBU to go and nip his ears???

i cant think of any more lol

i cant think of any more lol

Sirius - HELP I'm stuck in this archway and can't find my way out.

Sirius - How can I keep my fur clean when I am in dog form. The idea of licking myself is repulsive.

crabbe: people think I'm thick and I think I'm just a slow learner! Should I get a tutor?

Myrtle: I am fed up of my toilet. its so depressing. What cover would make it more attractive to encourage visitors?

Sad and lonely(have namechanged incase I am outed): I was secretly in love with a very nice, slightly older man but he has suddenly died. I am desperate to scream and shout but it was a secret and I must try to remain in control when I just feel like crying. How can I get over this?

Dudley: people call me fat but I'm just big boned. WIBU to thump the name callers?

Would sad and lonely be McGonagall??

Mad Eye Moody - Last year I had my identity stolen and someone, (much younger anf far better looking) impersonated me. How can I prevent this happening again?

oh no she has been outted, will she cope with people knowing her business. LOL

Love this thread but must do something else? (well for a little while anyway)

Hehe, I really should go and do something too. Have to get ready soon.
Let's see how long it willl go. Come back later

Mrs Weasley - Good housekeeping - with 6 dcs of my own, plus their friends & my dh fiddling around with muggle things, how can I keep my house clean? Would Flylady help?

Tonks - relationships - I love someone but he's a werewolf and doesn't think it would work between us. How can I convince him otherwise?

Dumbledore: I put my trust in another and its backfired. How can I tust again?

Prof. Flitwick: I'm tired with having to keep shortening my clothes and the children keep unstacking my books.