IF Harry Potter characters Posted on MN.........

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Hermione:Style - My hair is so bushy, what can I use to calm it down abit??

Petunia - Good Housekeeping - Does anyone know how to get soot out of a shag pile??

• Food - Duddykins eating is out oof control, help.

Lupin - Other subjects - How can I keep my werewolf side under control??

Mrs Weasley - Money - How can I afford a new mortgage, my house is too small for all my kids.

I could think of loads, anyone else

Mundungus: I have sold something for a few knuts and have now found out its worth a blardy fortune. Would it be wrong of me to tell the buyer it was broken and then sell it for its true value?

Lockhart: I keep thinking I have forgotten something. Would vitamins help me regain my memory?

Lockhart: Who am I?

night

McGonagall - I keep getting hair balls, can anyone suggest a good potion, I don't quite trust Snape enough.

Kreacher - I hte my life. I work with a load of morons and I hate my boss. Trouble is it's a life long contract. What to do???

Hagrid - I stepped on a Bowtrunkle and snapped it. How can I live with the guilt???

I am bored, Harry Potter fans come and make me laugh.

Hermione: I am in love with 2 guys. 1 would be solid and dependable (some might say boring) whilst the other would be exciting and dangerous (but could end in death.) If I date either it might ruin a beautiful friendship. I do have another option but do long distance relationships really work.

Buckbeak: My master has dissappeared and now everyone keeps calling me witherwings! Why wont anyone tell me what is going on?

Nick: I am a laughing stock to my fellow ghosts. Should I laugh with them or move on the another world?

JK Rowling: I cant even nip to the shops without people asking if Harry will die in my new book. Should I disguise myself or online shop?

lol MrsW

Gardening - how can I get rid of those pesky gnomes forever?

Thanks Mrs W, you are very good at this

wormtail: I have a new silver hand but what should I use to keep it looking shiny?

Thanks BOM
But I think the word you are looking for is SAD LOL

Umbridge, I look like a toad, should I have plastic surgery or learn to live with it.

LOL, Mrs W. Me too then

You're both so much better at this than me, I can never think up good ones [sulk]!

Not at all pudding yours are excellent.

All HP talk is excellent

Wormtail - Mr Sheen Stainless Steel should keep it lovely and shiny. Use with an e-cloth if possible.
Umbridge - you need to look at the positives in your life. Learn to love yourself for who you are and you won't feel the need for surgery.
Mrs Weasley - I believe salt is good at killing gnomes - or is that slugs?

Very funny thread everyone.

Hagrid's Dad - Help! I'm in love with a giant, I'm 5'2" by the way, can it ever - work?

Mundungus - Can you put stolen goods on e-bay?

Hagrid - I'd love a dragon, but I live in a wooden house, should I get one anyway?

Prof. McGonagall - I've had an unexpected promotion, am I up to the job? The chap I'm taking over from was pretty good.

Harry Potter - Do you think I'm going to die?

Mrs Weasly Is 7 children too many?

Aunt Petunia I'm not in favour of children being given homework in the holidays. AIBU?

Uncle Vernon Beatings in Smeltings never did me any harm. What do you think?

Argus Filtch How do you get car pee out of soft furnishings?

Mrs Grainger I think my DD might be G and T, so excited!

AIBU - The Smeltings school nurse has put my little Dudders on a diet - I keep telling them it's just puppy fat! AIBU to make Harry follow the same diet even though he is a skinny little runt? And don't you DARE say I am!!!!
Petunia

AIBU - I'm sure Snape has deliberately made the Wolfsbane potion taste foul because he hates me. AIBU to bite him on the ass?
Remus Lupin

Jobs - House elf needed for Malfoy Manor. Mudblood lovers need not apply.

Education : Primary : How do I cope with the fact that DS1 is shite at magic? 32 Posts. Last: from MrsSeamusFinnigan at 25 May 07, 1:46:10 PM

Ante-natal clubs : Due August '07 Part 5 - I feel like I've got a bloody HippoGriff in here! Stomach floating charms please!! 162 Posts. Last: from MudBloodMummy at 25 May 07, 1:45:53 PM

The men´s room : Is it normal to have feelings for 2 thicky thicky oafs? 11 Posts. Last: from BlondeBoyfromSlytherin at 25 May 07, 1:45:47 PM

Am I being unreasonable? : to feel outraged that my friends won't invite me round for dinner at the full moon? 66 Posts. Last: from ProfLupin at 25 May 07, 1:45:46 PM

Style : there is a really WEIRD bikini in Hogsmeade and the model is a....House Elf!! 20 Posts. Last: from PatilSister at 25 May 07, 1:45:41 PM

Education : Secondary : Have your kids been to that bloody Weasley brothers shop? I'm writing to Hogwarts! A petition! 2 Posts. Last: from NevillesNan at 25 May 07, 1:45:38 PM

Sleep : DS1 keeps dreaming about becoming You Know Who! Trying to help, but it's difficult from the other side 49 Posts. Last: from GhostMummy at 25 May 07, 1:45:27 PM

Good housekeeping : Love Thy Master (or Mistress) - OUCH! 23 Posts. Last: from DobbyElf at 25 May 07, 1:45:19 PM

Book club : I found this book. It keeps talking to me. Last night, I went inside it. Am I normal 64 Posts. Last: from SpeccySeeker at 25 May 07, 1:44:56 PM

Education Secondary My ds has a place at Hogwarts but the last OFWand inspection was dreadful, should I send them?

Products What do you think about those new bendy Holly wands?

Parenting. I'm bloody fed up of stoping the kids from doing magic, roll on the start of term.

Teenagers I think that dd is snorting Doxie Powder......what can I do?????

OOh, great more people. DrD, funny. And MB. glad you all found it.
Knew it was a good idea to put a link on the other thread

Mad Eye Moody - OMG, my Dark detectors are broken, how will I know if I'm being stalked???

Luna Lovegood - Every one thinks I'm wierd just cos I wear spectrespecs and have a roaring lion hat. What can I do??

I'm worried about my grandson, his family's all magic but I'm worried he might be a squib. What can we do?

GRAN LONGBOTTOM: My DC are ill and its becoming a struggle (physically and emotionally) to keep visiting them would I be wrong to cut down my visits?