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IF Harry Potter characters Posted on MN.........

146 replies

BandofMothers · 24/05/2007 09:10

Hermione:Style - My hair is so bushy, what can I use to calm it down abit??

Petunia - Good Housekeeping - Does anyone know how to get soot out of a shag pile??

  • Food - Duddykins eating is out oof control, help.

Lupin - Other subjects - How can I keep my werewolf side under control??

Mrs Weasley - Money - How can I afford a new mortgage, my house is too small for all my kids.

I could think of loads, anyone else

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BandofMothers · 24/05/2007 09:19

Come on it'll be fun.

Mr Weasley - work - my boss doesn't appreciate me, he thinks I'm muggle mad.

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MrsWeasley · 24/05/2007 10:04

snape: how can I make my hair look even more lank?

Vernon: How can I poison an owl without leaving any trace?

Dudley: All my clothes are shrinking. should I sack the cleaner?

Ron: I am fed up of hand-me-downs. how can I break away from the pressure of having a big family?

Malfoy: HELP ME. I need a quick fix. Have bleached my hair too often and its gone a shade of green!

Hermione: How can i get my friends to take more responsibilty regarding their school work? Having to check their work is driving me mad.

ktmoomoo · 24/05/2007 10:06

harry potter-i have a scar wat can i use to cover it up advise please its very noticable

BandofMothers · 24/05/2007 10:07

MRSW
They are much better than mine.

Knew I could count on you

Umbridge - All the children hate me, what can I do.

Hagrid - I have trouble buying shoes and clothes, does anyone know a good Tall and large shop???

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ktmoomoo · 24/05/2007 10:08

fluffy- advice on cosmetic surgery i have more than one head i cant go out in public

BandofMothers · 24/05/2007 10:09

Fang - I have a real drool problem- HELP

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BandofMothers · 24/05/2007 10:10

Dobby - I am totally being taken for Granted, would it be unreasonable to put itching powder in every ones beds

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ktmoomoo · 24/05/2007 10:10

sorting hat- ive got no head for hights will hypnotyherapy help

southeastastra · 24/05/2007 10:11

unquiet dad would say:

i don't believe in any of it - i need proof!

AttilaSaysHun · 24/05/2007 10:11

Lucius Malfoy - anyone else thinking of voting for the BNP?
Neville Longbottom - anyone got a recipe for chocolate frog souffle?
Ginny Weasley - I have a crush on my brother's friend, what can I do?

ktmoomoo · 24/05/2007 10:13

mrs weasley - all my kids have ginger hair shall i make them colour their hair

BandofMothers · 24/05/2007 10:13

Tonks, my nose change went wrong and I can't fix it.

Snape, No one trusts me - What am I doing wrong?

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ktmoomoo · 24/05/2007 10:14

volodermort - i have no freinds what am i doing wrong

ktmoomoo · 24/05/2007 10:15

headwig- i cant sleep at night am i an insomniac

BandofMothers · 24/05/2007 10:15

Voldemort - my snake has colic and keeps me up all night, will Calpol help????

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themildmanneredjanitor · 24/05/2007 10:16

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ktmoomoo · 24/05/2007 10:17

lol this funny lol

BandofMothers · 24/05/2007 10:19

MMJ, classic.

Pettigrew - Am fed up of being a rat. But don't want to end up in Azkaban, or worse. WWYD???

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MrsWeasley · 24/05/2007 10:20

Percy: I would love to love my family but feel they are holding me back from my true potential.

Bill: My wife is french and very supportive but I've been bitten by a werewolf. Would it be wrong of me to start a family?

Fred: I am a twin and love my brother dearly but would love some time alone. How should I tell my twin?

George: I am a twin and love my brother dearly but would love some time alone. How should I tell my twin?

ktmoomoo · 24/05/2007 10:20

pettigrew - i have a craving for cheese am i pregnant

themildmanneredjanitor · 24/05/2007 10:23

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BandofMothers · 24/05/2007 10:26

Heheeeeeeee, so glad this took off. Was abit surprised when it didn't at first.

Trelawney - I am so lonely in my tower but everyone hates me predicting their deaths, shall I just not tell them???

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ktmoomoo · 24/05/2007 10:27

dumbledoor- grey hair wat the best product to cover it

ktmoomoo · 24/05/2007 10:29

hermione-should i sleep with harry on our first date or does that me a tart

ktmoomoo · 24/05/2007 10:31

harry-i think i have vd should i tell hermione as we have our first date tonight and i think we may sleep together