IF Harry Potter characters Posted on MN.........

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Hermione:Style - My hair is so bushy, what can I use to calm it down abit??

Petunia - Good Housekeeping - Does anyone know how to get soot out of a shag pile??

• Food - Duddykins eating is out oof control, help.

Lupin - Other subjects - How can I keep my werewolf side under control??

Mrs Weasley - Money - How can I afford a new mortgage, my house is too small for all my kids.

I could think of loads, anyone else

Mrs Weasley : I have a crush on a man who due to unfortunate events he is now in hospital and gts no visitors. Would it be totally wrong to take advantage of his situation and start visiting him for my own pleasure. I am happily married and dont want an affair just to look at his lovely face. Confused and ashamed

LOL

I live next door to a women who has two dcs, one her own and one she took on after her ds & bil died. She treats her own ds like royalty but the other dc is badly treated. He's always wearing hand me downs, never seems to get new glasses, always picked on by the other dc. I've been in her house & its like he doesn't even live there!

Should I call social services and report her?!

Ok, not technically a HP character but still...

very good LOL

Pudding LOL

Hermione - everyone thinks I'm a swot cos I read my school books for fun How can I showw them Ican be fun too??

Hermione - do GHDs really work better than styling potion?

Prof Sprout: I had a one night stand 14 years ago which resulted in a baby, who I gave up for adoption. I think I have now met the child but he knows nothing about it. He must be mine we have the same interests and abilities. What would you do?

Unappreciated: I seem to be hated at work, yet I know I'm one of the best teachers there. What can I do to make everyone else realise this?

Pudding, who is that meant to be?? Several options.

Am intrigued by the thought of the teachers having other halves, as had wondered about that before since they live in the castle all school year. Esp after we saw where Snape lives in Book 6.

Just realised I have responded to a thought on the other HP thread. Should prob go to bed now then as ama bit tipsy

Harry: I think people are out to get me, Is this a normal teenage thing?

Well done Kimi that had me ROFL

how did i miss this thread [hmmm]

Style : Does my HippoGriff look big in this?

Food (from Ron) What can i do with Slugs?

Depressed: My bark is far worse than my bite. All I want to do is be friends with people but they cant seem to see passed the fact I have 3 heads. Should I wear big cloaks or are the people I meet shallow? I have one good friends who doesnt care how many heads I have.

Mr & Mrs Grainger:

AIBU: to expect to have been invited to attend a parents evening in the 6 years my DD has been at her private school?

AIBU To behead my house elf for having singed by best dress Boden Dress robes?

Education My twins only managed 3 OWLs each, can I sue the school?

TEENAGERS-URGENT *
My teenage twins have quit school and have started a joke shop, where did they get the money ?

Mrs Black

Housekeeping- What is the best way to display house elves heads after they die?

Mrs Figg - How can I keep up the pretence of a batty old Muggle when I yearn for 'company' IYKMIM

Mrs Figg- Maybe you could volunteer for some babysitting for some neighbours?Maybe ask your local wizarding community?

ashamed - do the Kwikspell courses really work?

dumped - I've been seeing someone & he's dumped me for another girl. I'm so upset, what can I do to get revenge?

Style

I've been thinking of getting a Dark Mark tattoo. Should I get one, or will it make me look evil???

I fancy my bf and she is going out with someone else WWYD?