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Rights of OW. Not married to my father. My parents not divorced.

266 replies

IdoHaveAName · 03/08/2017 17:12

Last year, my grandmother died leaving her house to my father. He already owns the farm as his father signed it over to him before he died.

I had reason to need to stay at my grandmother's house last year for a few weeks. My father was happy with this.

Anyway, I invited my own mother to visit me and the OW (who has been with my father 20 years) went apeshit.

Anyway, facebook was involved later that day. Consequently OW drove out to the farm/house to tell me with outstretched arms that 'I OWN ALL THIS'.

I told her that she was as thick as shit and my father is still married to my mother. She owns nothing.

My parents are legally separated but not divorced. Am I correct in thinking OW owns nothing but the shit on her boots?

OP posts:
gingercat02 · 05/08/2017 15:45

Now idol don't get ideas about yourself everyone knows holly owns craicnet Grin

squoosh · 05/08/2017 17:19

OP I have thoroughly enjoyed this thread, and your righteous indignation. And your grudging admission that your dad is a ringer for Tom Selleck circa the Magnum PI years Grin

You keep on being your salty self!

And as for everyone so concerned for your anger, well what about OW strutting up to your dear departed granny's house like Tony Montana, yelling about owning the gaff?

You should channel your skills into script writing and become the new Martin Mcdonagh. Write a play based on your dad called The Cute Hoor of Kiltimagh.

squoosh · 05/08/2017 17:28

and you OP, posting about your father ( who looks like Tom Selleck) and his girlfriend's claim to your inheritance....222 posts

Holly I think that's proof that we love nothing more than watching some thoroughly soiled laundry being given a good public airing. That stands for both tribes, the Tubridy lovers and the Tubridy despisers Grin

hollyisalovelyname · 05/08/2017 18:06

I went out with a fella who looked like Tom Selleck, once upon a time.
But he wasn't from Mayo. Grin

squoosh · 05/08/2017 18:27

Not sure I believe that hastily added 'but he wasn't from Mayo'.

Big auld Mayo Magnum PI I bet he was Grin

hollyisalovelyname · 05/08/2017 18:51

He wasn't even Irish. Smile

squoosh · 05/08/2017 18:54

I'm pretty sure having intimate relations with a non Irish man is a mortal sin.

hollyisalovelyname · 05/08/2017 19:36
Wink
TulipsInAJug · 05/08/2017 20:08

I'm Irish and I have never heard anyone refer to another woman as a 'walking cunt' - I think it is misogynistic. In almost every post the OP is being pretty mean and nasty about the OW. OP you seem really bitter and vitriolic. Rants can be funny but don't have to be nasty. You seem very immature.

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Mumof56 · 05/08/2017 22:38

What's "repeal" got to do with anything? Are you suggesting an abortion should have taken place?

I suppose then the OP wouldn't be around to hand wring about land
Shock

squoosh · 05/08/2017 22:45

Eh, what?

The 'repeal' reference is just another identifier of the aforementioned 'Conversational-swearing, pint-drinking, Tubridy-hating, rage-venting, never-forgetting-a-favour-or-a-grudge, general craic hunters'. As opposed to the pledge taking Legion of Mary lot who are generally not to be found sporting a Repeal jumper.

abigcupoffuckyou · 05/08/2017 22:47

What's "repeal" got to do with anything? Are you suggesting an abortion should have taken place?

Are you on glue?

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ElspethFlashman · 06/08/2017 08:31

I follow Tubs on Instagram. Jaysis but he's awful dry altogether. Confused

Rights of OW.  Not married to my father.  My parents not divorced.
qazxc · 06/08/2017 10:48

Oh dear she sounds like she has the dreaded "notions".
Fair fucks for owning craicnet anyways.
As far as I can tell she's talking out her arse anyway. Maybe we should call Joe Duffy for more advice.

Procrastination4 · 06/08/2017 14:10

I detest Ryan Tubridy, yet I used to like listening to him years ago on RTÉ 2. Joe Duffy I listen to, just to have a laugh at whatever new moan he has on that day. But worst of all is Hector-his accent bugs me soooo much.
It would be hilarious if the OP did manage to contact Joe, though!

feckthemall · 07/08/2017 14:58

The word cunt is usually used to describe men around my way i.e. He's some cunt : he's a great lad. They are an awful shower of cunts : they are messers.

As you were op.

hollyisalovelyname · 07/08/2017 18:35

244 posts. You do own Craicnet OP
Can anyone remember who christened it Craicnet?
Some wanted The Hot Press.
Both great names.

IdoHaveAName · 08/08/2017 12:57

The hot press? Bahahahhahaa. Should have called it 'Have you turned the emersion off?'

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IdoHaveAName · 08/08/2017 13:00

In any case, with regards to cunts, where I'm from - Longford, there are all sorts.

cliver cunts (compliment)
thick cunts
ignorant cunts
bad cunts (very serious insult)
fat cunts
scrawny cunts
dopey cunts
stupid cunts
rich cunts
poor cunt (an expression of sympathy)
funny cunts

etc. etc.

and don't get me on to the bastards.....

OP posts:
IdoHaveAName · 08/08/2017 13:02

It's actually more of an insult to be called a mere 'cunt'. If an adjective is used, it lessens the blow somewhat. Unless it's 'bad cunt'. That indicates someone baaaaadddd. Usually retained for paedophiles.

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hollyisalovelyname · 08/08/2017 13:52

Not a word I would ever use. I think it's a very misogynistic swear word.
Mind you,? I liked the Mumsnetter's reply, when called that, said 'Thank you for suggesting I'm warm and deep'

DeannaTroika · 08/08/2017 14:26

Why do people say cunt is a misogynistic swear word? Is prick or cock or nob or bell end etc misandristic?

It's a swear word, its supposed to be rude.

hollyisalovelyname · 08/08/2017 17:02

People have differing opinions Deana.
As with everything.

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