Dh is away and so far I have managed not to burn the house down or similar. Yay!
This morning we ran out of food, but we got dressed (in a civilised manner) and drove to the co-op at 7am in the dark and bought food. So both of us are fed. Result!
Both printers have broken, one has emptied its yellow toner cartridge all over the kitchen sink so the sink is now bright yellow. But I figured out that the yellow binds to sink dirt rather than actual sink, so I think that is fixable. Result again!
Yesterday I cleaned the whole house ready for a playdate that turned out to be in two weeks time, and then ds cried for 10 minutes when it didn't happen. However he then stopped crying, so I think that is going okay too. The house is, after all, very clean.
My dotty friend is getting ever dottier and I think I am going to phone the GP surgery tomorrow and ask their advice as it is really getting weird. Maybe they can phone next of kin or something. Eeep!
Dh comes home in 15 hours. By which time I sincerely hope that the house will still be standing.