Competitive staying home

[Thepigeonsarecoming]

Have you stayed at home for 5 million years? Have you only left the house to shop for an elderly ladies milk but posted it all over social media? Did you shame your neighbour because their daughter visited them despite being their carer? Did you post abuse because one of your neighbours didn’t clap/stand silent/launch fireworks at the appointed time?

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Lynda07
It wasnt me i was quoting another poster who got the txt from her neighbour.
Nobody has my phone number i dont even know neighbours actual names we all say hello in passing or quick chat though.

Do try to write English

50p

Do try to write English

What language do you think people are talking on here?

Do try to write English
Eh?

Does one write English or does write in English?

Though a couple of posts in Welsh* could make for a bit of fun.

• Other languages are available.

Should be "does one write in English"

Trying to play bubble shooter at the same time.

That's a relief, Willow. I feel sorry for the person who did receive the text.