Competitive staying home

[Thepigeonsarecoming]

Have you stayed at home for 5 million years? Have you only left the house to shop for an elderly ladies milk but posted it all over social media? Did you shame your neighbour because their daughter visited them despite being their carer? Did you post abuse because one of your neighbours didn’t clap/stand silent/launch fireworks at the appointed time?

Feel free to post your achievements and receive a WANKY award (What A Nightmare Knob You are)

Now,now... don't kink shame

Fair point

pigeon you are a star! 💫

Stars for everyone 🌟✨⭐️💫

Do I have to stick the star up my arse or is that optional?

@PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock

don't kink shame 😂

Yep we’re all against shaming here! If someone wants a star up their arse then it’s their choice, although it does sound a bit dangerous and could put pressure on the NHS if too many people try it. Maybe delay it until after lockdown? Essential stuff and all that 😂

PhoebeBear - are you posting or is someone posting for you?

No one said you're not clapping, recently I read about a bunch of horrible hate breeders bringing down a single mum for not clapping because she was tired.

This is exactly what the OP was talking about, so it seems that you are actually on the same page.

I hope you are alright - lockdown is hard especially with very small child(ren) and moreso if one is keeping you up in the night. You can go out - I have seen lots of people pushing prams, especially if it is somewhere quiet. I understand that for you it is compounded by what family are telling you, but I am not sure that this is particularly helpful, we are pretty fragile when we have a tiny baby and this is adding to everything. Not seeing the family is shit, I get that, I really do, but you can't control what others do. We will come through this, - do you have a partner around? If so can they look after the baby whilst you go alone for a walk if you don't want to take the baby out.

Take care, you have unfortunately taken this thread a little too much to heart (it happens). I hope you get a good night sleep though cries at the memories of sleepless nights

Its optional kortnee

😀

I think thegreatwave should have a ⭐️ for being so nice

And one for phoebe 🌟

I had a radiographer lecturer at university - he used to show us some. interesting should I say, x-rays.

Well Trump did say that an internal bright light might fight the virus. Maybe she's on to something.

Fuck this is not good.

Have you stayed at home for 5 million years?

Yes but it helps that I'm quite vulnerable so scared enought to do so. It also helps that I live in a large detached house with a big garden. So I can easily spend my day outdoors pottering around. It might have been different if we still lived in our tiny one bed city flat with miniature balcony.

Oh so was phoebe here earlier?

And now youve taken over?

Dude, you need to chill.

I agree princess

Not good at all

Would explain the irrationality of the last few posts

And the Fixation with football...and some of the more misogynistic comments

Kortnee “ I personally haven't left the house since the beginning of may and have begun sewing my children new clothes from all the toilet paper I hoarded”

That’s not impressive. I thought you’d say you made them new clothes from the cardboard tube. 😂

Well this thread is going to be deleted!

Oh good

Maybe just some of pretend phoebe comments will be deleted

Hope phoebe is ok

The real one obviously

@LilacTree1 The tubes will be fashioned into a telescope I can use to monitor the neighbours movements. I have begun to train the pigeons in the back garden to fetch any shopping I need.

I reported pretend Phoebe a minute ago - great work MNHQ.

Kortnee okay, but instead of wasting loo roll you could have at least made some clothes from sourdough starter.

So did I, hopefully MNHQ can have a look behind the scenes. The thread moved from eye rolling to worrying pretty quickly. Just hope that poster is ok.