Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

I havent watched GOT its on my 'to do' list. But Sean Bean wouldnt go amiss? I know he isnt in the sme league as all the young bloods on here but he still has it, and I could listen to him for hours, something about that accent.

I think it was just seeing it in black and white and knowing it definitely applied to me.
More likely to .... anything from actual illnesses to mental health issues.

Tbh it could've been much worse than just smoking and eating like a pig, so I should be counting my blessings really.

Ohhh Willow prepare yourself to be traumatised 😂😂😂😂

And nothing will compare with the shit, written by capucin monkeys on a bender, ending.

I confess I did watch some of the first episode but when it came to the bit leading up to throwing the kid off the tower I bailed! I really need to try again I suppose but I am easily traumatised these days, must be getting old! I really want to watch it as I love all that fantsy stuff.

If you bailed at the kid ...uhmmm... maybe not for you then. That's like the Brady Bunch compared to the other stuff. Especially if you get attached to characters.

Princess I could go a bit of Khal Drogo action haha, sadly only in my dreams

If only the mens knew the treats we have in store for them

Oh just realised it's clap day..again.

I nominate me to pick up ALL the GOT men, and a couple of the women. Gimme a chinook and big bear net and I'm there.

My local WI have offered to assist with bear net crocheting as long as they can sharesies the mens and use them as props for their next saucy calendar.
Please agree as many of their husbands are on the parish Council which would ensure my planning application is passed.
They are a lovely bunch and make a mean coffee cake. The WI ladies that is....

Hmmmm. Just a thought. Revenue from the kidnapped mens calendar could fund the revolution...
Who wants to be creative director?

Pink I'm pretty handy with a camera, I did photography at college. Bags take pics of semi naked mens for the calendar

Ooh Khal Drogo 😍 my sun and stars

I had a thing for Robb Stark too. Dreamy

I bags being wardrobe mistress

oh we have definitely moved on from the clap riddled Spanish Soldiers havent we!!

Sorry to hear of wobbles. But totally to be expected at times like these. Be kind to yourselves.

I have actually had a fairly positive day. Busy but OK work day.
Unfortunately though I now have to wear scrubs on the ward tomorrow and of course the ones our trust has managed to procure are the colour of shit! Can't wait!!
We also now have a "wobble room" at work (and yes, they actually have called it that) However it seems they have basically just moved the tables and chairs round a bit in what was previously a meeting room and put a load of cans of red bull in it...... cause of course that's just what you need when youre feeling stressed and anxious??????

Sadly my skip did not arrive - website issue apparently- but the very nice man on the phone said it would be with me tomorrow.

Did manage a mini killing spree buy popping to the co op near work on my lunch break. it was wonderously queit and quite a stress free experience so I planning future outings.

Managed a quick run with ds2. Also managed to coincide it with the one and only torrential downpour of the day oh well, at least its done.
My 4th consecutive day alcohol free today - ashamed to say this is now something of record since lockdown! But tomorrow is Friday so there will be gin (or wine, or both!)

now just need to find a way to ignore tonight's clap and all will be well with the world.

Blessed be the fruity alcohol

Looby

Hi Max, a wobble room? Sounds like we all need one of those today. Red bull though

crow exactly! I really like the idea of the wobble room, but red bull [shcok]

shcok fail!

Yummy isnt he Crow - so manly

Ohh I love Red Bull. It actually calms me down , but then again I live on energy drinks.

That sounds like the perfect wobble room for me. I'll bring my own fags.

princess help yourself! Now a really nice strong coffee maybe, obviously gin or wine would be ideal, but tricky in the work environment. Maybe I should give the red bull a try..........
wonder if I could print off some pics of our men folk to adorn the walls of the wobble room.... that may help

Sorry I’ve not been posting, it’s been cheerful on here and I didn’t want to spoil it.

I hope I can share a couple of things with you and you’ll understand.

It seems we can get moving on dads money now, some probate stuff!

As well as the welcome prospect of cash ina few months, I also have to help mum with it probably. Even I don’t mind saying to a police officer - necessary visit to bank for matters relating to my fathers death. Hopefully even police have enough decency not to obstruct that? I don’t know.

I am so, so glad my father is not here to see the ruin this country has become. As a healthcare worker, he would be ashamed of the hysteria.

I’m also quite concerned now about the street mum lives in. They will undoubtedly report a visit to the police. Mum doesn’t do tech and they ring at her at ten to eight to do the Two
Minute Hate. She feels she can’t say no.

She’s been out to post letters twice - about probate - and got all the “you should have let us do it”.

I have to rely on them to help if mum has an emergency. But even if inheriting that house is the only chance I ever get at a house and garden, I can’t live there. I’m really learning the value of living somewhere anonymous. It’s a small close, you can basically see any house from any house.

So now mum and I wondering, wait till next week in case any rules change or just say bluntly “I had to come because of probate papers”. So,e people jump back at the very mention of dad’s name. You know, the sort who expect me to wear black for five years! Might as well take advantage of that attitude now.

Hey Lilac

Honestly, I know the thought of having to face your Mums neighbours probably sounds really scary and shit - but you wouldnt actually be doing anything wrong. She is supposed to be shielding so any banking for her is allowed as she will be classed as vulnerable

If you need a mob to surround you when you go there, I volunteer as part of the mob

Looby, I’d be going to the bank with her, not for her.

I cannot bear this shielding crap.

I’m afraid she had a letter she doesn’t understand, I suspect it might be that.