Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

In other news.. The local shop is selling 6 Cup cakes for a tenner. Ffs.. They'd need to be laced with the finest herb for me to pay that much.
Now that's a funny thought. All the village worthies completely off their tits on village shop space cakes...
I'd clap for that.

Hello all. Work has been insanely busy, so I see I've missed a lot. Including that I'm one of the cool kids. Always was, to be honest. Used to hang out in the back of the library using the wonder of the internet to read Lord of the Rings fanfic. That's the definition of a cool kid, right?

pink as long as they're thoroughly bleached and disinfected adornments fall under the decision of the flap owner.

smile don't worry your sausage is safe with us.. We might be rebels but we're loyal.

Patte you would the the cool one to rule them all, but sadly that title is reserved to me. I am THE PRINCESS.

Despite the reason for it this is one cool thread just not in the way others think of 'cool' we are redefining 'cool'. "Heyyyyy"

Painting done its bacon butty time😄

I am not going blonde!!!!

Eeeekkkk😲
No chance!

I am not going blonde

What about purple?

I have red hair dye ready to use i just havent got round to it yet so that would do. (Must do that after work tomorrow (on my head!) Before i go completely 'Mallen' ) Absolutely no bleach going near my flaps though!

Or titian, grey and blue rinse? To be patriotic?

Morning fellow cool kids. I can't believe I'm in the cool kids gang tbh, having been a complete bookworm at school with not even so much axles a detention to my name. Thanks for having me

So it's VE Day. Absolutely zero celebrations going on in my street, but then my area isn't very British. It's a kind of east European Pakistan hybrid land. I will be covering VE Day in DD2 schoolwork today though and there may be scones later.

That sound like far too much like hard work Pink😁

Can I join you? My mental health has been shot, clinical depression mainly. Also,scared to go out but that's down to social anxiety which existed long before all this. I've had to ring the crisis team and had a phone consultation with psychiatrist during lockdown.
So yesterday, and the day before, my dd has come around with shopping. First time I've seen her in 2 months. She also included some alcohol and sat in the garden with me. Both visits have done more for my MH than any medication. No grannies harmed I assure you.

PS, Oh and can I bring a young George Harrison and Jan Michael Vincent from his Airwolf days?

Hi toffee. Welcome. So sorry things are tough. You're safe here under the benevolent eye of our lustrous yellow leader.
How are you with AK47s?

I have knives in my back 😱😱😱last half mile of my cycle and I’m cheerily wishing good morning to all the strange people standing outside their houses - then it clicked- it’s 11am and wasn’t there a missive somewhere about a two minute silence? The death looks I got!!! 😢

Hi @toffeegirl the more the merrier! I'm sorry this has been so tough on your mental health, you're safe to rant and cry and swoon over objectified males on this thread thanks to our super royal* banana Princess*.

The hardest bit for me and my little DD has been not seeing my two older DC but on the brief occasions we've 'accidentally' bumped into each other (from a safe distance) it's done absolute wonders for our mental health. So I hear you there!

Jan Michael Vincent from his Airwolf days oh myyyyy yes!! I had a thing for him!

Can we please have Dirk Benedict when he was Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica and Bruce Willis from when he was in Moonlighting because OOOOFFF!!!

@toffeeghirl that should say!! Pfft daft autocorrect tagging wrong username

Thank you for the warm welcome.
AK47 I may need training on but I shot a mean pea shooter when I was a kid if that helps?

toffeeghirl welcome. Feel free to rant as much as you want here. Sorry to hear you are having a tough time of it, but well done you and your dd for working out a way to make things a bit better for you. I hope you can carry on finding little ways to make things slightly more bearable.It makes me so angry the way some people are carrying on (frothing)with no thought to how their behaviour may effect others and their mental health.

right...have been garden pottering. Not sure if I rememebred to be slient at 11 or not.... I have had one brief conversation with DH about the (tragic) fact the tumble drier has just doed but other than that have been silent all morning LOL

Think I might pop to buy plants now and also need to go to the coop for essential wine......

Ooh more menz😍😍
I need to build a shed!
Welcome Toffee pull up a chair. Glad your dd's visit has helped you so much.

Been looking out kitchen window with ds1 at local roe deer who make an appearance now and again. This time they didnt come out the wood though so not great for decent photos.
Ds1 and i did the 2 minutes silence in the living room.

Loved all the fly pasts over the capital cities. Do like a plane and saw the Red Arrows at out local air museum. Amazing and terrifying to watch all at once😂😂

Give me a kick i need to get baking.

Morning my little blue angle murdering sunbeams.

I see that MN have made it into the news.