Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

😃😃😃😃

Pringle in that case they better line us all up then eh

We're making scones because apparently DD2 has never had one. Oops

I'll bring my own wood for my stake, I do want to burn well, if I have to burn.
Shame to miss out on the tombola, though!

OP: thinking about Anne Frank. Not comparing this situation with hers, but have been thinking about her and I think I should reread the book.

Frother: how dare you compare yourself to her? Grow up! Get over yourself!

😂😂😂😂😂

Speaking of killing

I’d like to venture further than my postcode tomorrow but will the police be out in high numbers as it’s a bank holiday?

Smile you enjoy your sausage and don't let the bastards get you down

I may have a delivery of sausage in the offing post lockdown as it happens it has to be post lockdown because he lives at the other end of the country.

I worked in my office for the first few hours of the day but then potted up some spare plants and gave them to our nextdoor neighbours. A carefully targeted kill effort. If I am succesful we should be able knock through and take over their house!

Careful out there in the garden today! You might be safer eating crisps on a park bench.

This was a (real this time) headline in the paper today. Bless him

Lilac it's possible , but doubt you'll be doing anything worthy of interrogation.

Princess with London transport, they check where you’re going though. Not sure.

Ha ha Tin you cant do that! People in London cant do it so neither should you. You must stay indoors forever as penance.😄

My kitchen smells fab! Made scones and cheese and ham hock muffins. Yummmm. passes them round
What can i make next have shed load of eggs as got freebies from work as officially ood. What a bloody waste.

Thats weird my phone jumped and this went on the wrong thread!!

Oh i give up my brain is fried.

Willow people in London can’t do what?

My garden goddess skills have reached their lockdown peak as I just planted out carrots and radishes and lettuce and cauliflower. It'll be a wonder if they turn into actual edible food stuffs mind your, I can't even keep a cactus alive

I just baked some scones and dropped them all off the tray onto the floor. Fuck my life. Dogs jumped on them like they don't already eat their weight in food every day.

And I'm out of flour. For fucks sake.

Was replying to Tin who eas fab on another thread about her walks, age etc basicslky 2 fingers up at the ageism. She walks miles for shopping, exercise and never sees a soul. BUT thats not allowed by one tenacious poster as living in a city they cant do it. Then of course they back tracked and said it was fine as long as us rural peeps didnt mention it on here! Like some dirty secret. Jog on!
Anyway Tin posted on another thread and i was replying to her.

I am a bear with very little brain today😄

Oh Crow thats crap. After all that baking. Can you (shhh) nip out for some more? Do local shops have it now?

Willow you could try that magic three layer cake ? As far as I remember it needed a lot if eggs.

Ohhh homemade mayo. I always get OH to make it so I can make my "from back home" salad at big holidays.

Lilac for exercise? If we're allowed to drive for it, public transport must be ok too? Tbh what does it matter? Just make up something...

Smile ah, okay.

I’m hearing conflicting advice on whether they can ask for your details.

Princess re public transport, I don’t think exercise counts as a reasonable excuse there.

I can’t give my details and say I’m collecting a child though!

Maybe I just tell the truth and explain my mental health is shot to pieces.