Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

Do we need to smoke a cigar at the same time? Yeuk!

Ewww I dont want to traumatise the postie!

Do we need to smoke a cigar at the same time?

You know that's an actual thing right?

Look mum no hands..or mouth!

Princess DD1 is feeling alright, thanks! Bit of a grotty sore throat but otherwise ok. Thank fuck for that!!

Oh ffs! I wouldnt put one in my mouth never mind anywhere else! Vom.

OOOh is it too late to order plumping cream?

Llama depends how she is in normal times and how far she is taking the frothing.

This thread is the equivalent of the smoking down by the bike sheds gang. Rebelling against the roolz which secretly you really are happy to have exist, so you can rebel against them. You aren’t the cool kids. Just sayin’...

Princess someone doubts our coolness

Oh no... how will I ever get up in the morning now that I'm not one of the cool kids anymore?

Oh , wait.. I never was.

TBH I'm quite impressed it took so many threads for someone to show up, pull us by the ears and show us the error of our flappy ways.

Llama a vodka and take away friend is worth their weight in gold. I'd allow her her 15 minutes of fame(madness).

Oh no one snuck in 😂. Was bound to happen at some point!!

tbh I did actually smoke by the bike sheds. Some i was destined to end up part of this thread 😂

I'm highly amused at the moment.

Much hand wringing and frothing on a thread about the media and how much posters distrust it, which is fair enough. Then a random poster shows up, claiming to work for the NHS telling them what they want to hear and everyone is cheering her in and how she's much better than the "journalists ". The irony is high on that one.

I don't even smoke! And I spent my school break time/lunchtime in the library because I had no mates. But then I wanted to be a writer so I was in the best place to hone my craft from a young age

I do have laugh that @GoodWeatherforDucks took time to name change before posting here 😂😂😂

GoodWeatherforDucks and yet you stuck around and read enough of it, to form an opinion...just sayin!

and yet you stuck around and read enough of it, to form an opinion...just sayin!

Well we're definitely worth to stick around for.

Especially my amazing castrated cock sock. That's how i reeled all of you in.

@PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock I remember back on my deleted hot cross bun thread the poster who was convinced she should call the police on neighbours if they left the house more than once. A poster who said they were a policewoman on a different thread had encouraged it 😂

@LalalalalaLlama actually thinking back it was actually a bus stop behind some bushes at the back of the school. Some kids did leave their bikes there though so I’m sticking with bike shed, sounds ‘kooler’ 😂

We didn't have bike sheds. But teachers smoked in the staffroom or outside often so they didn't really have the high moral ground anyways.

I didn't take up "proper" smoking until I was 21.

This thread is the equivalent of the smoking down by the bike sheds gang. Rebelling against the roolz which secretly you really are happy to have exist, so you can rebel against them. You aren’t the cool kids. Just sayin’...

So confused. Because we are sticking to the actual rules.

We just arent sticking to the ridiculous rules that random MNers made up.

So in actual fact its more like rebelling against the prefects, thats got a bit of power and it went to their heads, then they made rules up that didn't make sense and were bollocks. But we stick to the actual rules.

I am fine with people thinking I am a person that rebels against fake rules.