Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

My fave pizza is a veggie one. Kids like peperoni/meat feast types. Never had any of those you mentioned Princess but nothing surprises me now.

Smile **

Well there's some odd ones on the other threads tonight. Many people finally admitting they're done with lockdown though!

I had a bonfire and hot chocolate and then it started raining! That's definitely not on my weather app. Maybe 5G causes random unpredictable rain too

You know which word I'm thoroughly sick of? UNPRECEDENTED. Absolutely the most overused word in existence right now.

I only have chicken or pepperoni as extra toppings on my pizza Princess I'm very boring

Oof why is that all in bold??? Apologies!! Must be my fat fingers

I am not a huge pizza fan. Unless its a proper Italian one. The really thick crusts don't agree with me.

But my best friend loves a korma pizza. Iys rank. So I don't get it either.

Can I ask?

How come so many of the previous frothers, that have screamed 'murderer' when people sit on a park bench, buy hot cars buns, talk to neighbours from 2 meters away, insist you cant go for a walk with someone keeping the 2 meters. And insisted everyone stay in and live on dust.

But are all planning on getting hammered in the street tomorrow night, with their neighbours, declaring 'we are staying 2 meters away.

Talk of streets having joint buffet tables etc.

Honestly, not a chance I would eat off a buffet thats been outside all day. But why is tomorrow so different? Is covid taking the day off?

Ah because tomorrow is gvnmt sanctioned and it's on facebook and it's for the heroes and epitome of Britishness and patriotism and blitz spirit and good optics.

Or maybe they realised they've been complete morons, martyring themselves with cheese on cereal for nothing and are actually going to be half human tomorrow.

Don't know apparently Pizza Hut are making a full english pizza (sausage,mini potatoes mushrooms and beans) and everyone is raving about it.

I'm quite fussy in terms of pizza, and definitely thin crust.

Crow how's DD1 doing?

Ah because tomorrow is gvnmt sanctioned and it's on facebook and it's for the heroes and epitome of Britishness and patriotism and blitz spirit and good optics.

Except its not. Its just something people are sharing on Facebook that no one is admitting to creating. Yet people on the VE day thread are saying 'the invitation says...'

People genuinely believe it is goevenemnet sanctioned, dont they.

I mean being an ak47, I dont really mind what they do. But the turn around is so odd.

And I bet by Saturday they are back to call people queuing at B&Q, murderers. Though probably quieter, as they will all be hung over.

Don't know apparently Pizza Hut are making a full english pizza (sausage,mini potatoes mushrooms and beans) and everyone is raving about it.

I don't like pizza hit and definitely wouldn't be ordering that. I think its social media tbh. It gets pizza hut attention then peklle love posting photos of them buying said media sensation.

Sounds rank.

Smilethoyourheartisbreaking yep me too. Tomorrow I will be well and truly, locked down.

OFC it's not but don't forget that for a lot of the frothers the lockdown is ALL about the optics and bragging rights.

I'm so over it. DD doesn't even know what VE day is. I win

Yep its all ok when its for a "good cause". Street parties, buffets etc which half of MN wouldnt touch with a barge pole normally ( because they never buy home baking as its poisonous, full of plague, Ebola and god knows what else from the person who baked apparently going to a sewer to bake it) but now its "to lift spirits", "celebrate" etc.

I am not opposed to people celebrating it, I think its quite appropriate to remember it even though it wasnt the actual end of the war it was a pretty big deal. I will do the silence, I might get round to making cake and scones with ds2 as I have a shed load of free milk from work and its going out of date tomorrow. I have seen a few decorted houses and garden fences when out in car today which was cheery.

I dont mind neighbours shouting to each other from their gardens, crack on if it give you some fun in your day its fine by me.

But the hypocricy on here is like a flashing neon sign!

OFC it's not but don't forget that for a lot of the frothers the lockdown is ALL about the optics and bragging rights.

Exactly. The 2 minute silence must be done on the doorstep. The invitation says so.

As an aside, the twit who admitting to judging her neighbours for not clapping and fhen admitting she does it to be seen supporting the NHS, is now denying they said that at all.

Today, of course she doesn't judge and never said that. Of course its not about being seen, no one sees her....but the neighbiurs at the back say its wonderful to hear.

Do people think, you cant scroll back through threads?

@Willow2017 exactly. I wonder if these same posters wi be over analysing numbers in two weeks and wondering if their street party made numbers go up. Then posting about how guilt ridden they are.

Oh the humanity!

I love pizza but that sounds disgusting.

The clap came back here tonight, post and pans and fireworks included. Haven’t heard any for for the last few weeks! I suspect they will be out tomorrow for their picnics and wanted to be seen tonight just in case

I’m tempted to walk the dog and accidentally let him off lead, he’ll love joining all the picnics!

I managed a decent kill number today though for the first time in a while. I got bored and went to a shop just to browse and buy random crap. I should be on a nice beach right now (I know I’m a selfish twat for daring to be a bit disappointed I’m not on holiday while people are dying), so made me feel a bit better

The clap came back here tonight, post and pans and fireworks included.

Was the post bleached and quarantined?

I think we should ALL make an efforr and clean our flaps tomorrow. That'll make the postie's day.

Damm ds2 said he heard people clapping from his bedroom, just when I thought it was going away. I must have missed it putting on the xbox

Was the post bleached and quarantined

😂😂😂

I shall shine my flaps like a good un Oh Glorious Leader. Power to the Peeepal [raises fist in the air}

There will be a legs raised( v shape ofc) and flap check during Churchill's speech tomorrow.

I squat when I clean and check my flaps.

I find that's the optimal position. For cleaning and checking

Not Churchill themed though. Might change it up for tomorrow.

I'm arguing on a thread and don't even know what exactly am I arguing for.

I'm starting VE day in a combatant mood. Quite fitting right?

You do need to make sure you aren’t cleaning your flaps at the same time the postman arrives. Might make the delivery a bit awkward if you’re part way through

I'll be checking YOUR(all of you) flaps. It's part of my royal duties(read as doodies). Yes I'm that childish.