Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

princess just usual work stuff, tbh. Very busy, ots of people needing me all at once. Oh and being shouted and sworn at by a dleightful realtive of apatient...all in a days work though really

On a more exciting note we had NO CLAP. Amazing. I was all prepared to endure the stress and then got disracted on my laptop and then checked the tome to see 8pm had come and gone and nothing. No clapping, no pan banging, no fireworks, no air/car horns. nada. zilch. I am so happy, I feel we have turned a corner LOL

For the performance silence on your doorstep tomorrow you could smoke and flick Vs at your neighbours. Would be in keeping with the VE day celebration.

Spoke to a colleague today who said she was tying herself in knots trying to work out how we can get back into the office while maintaining social distancing. I have offered to stay WFH until they work it out. Not sure I am going to be able to cope with having to be sociable again. I'm quite happy staying in my office at home listening to podcasts about serial killers (and picking up tips).

Only heard one pot banging tonight and that lasted about 30 seconds. Dont think there was anyone else out to see them🤣🤣

Well i am practicing my weapons skills on xbox now. Need to be ready for the madness that will ensue come monday😄😄

I can't believe the people here not only are they not bored(though it is getting quieter) but actually made the effort and spent the money on fireworks. Which you can't even see because... daylight

The silence only counts if you are on your doorstep tomorrow. If others don't see, it didn't happen.

Peggysgettingcrazy isnt that a bit like 'if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?' If I am on my own on the allotment at 11am tomorrow and dont speak am I observing the silence?

isnt that a bit like 'if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?' If I am on my own on the allotment at 11am tomorrow and dont speak am I observing the silence

Its very much like that.

And no, if you don't stand in full view of people, speak immediately before and after, AND film it for Facebook....it doesn't count.

And also you are a covid spreader who kills thousands and doesnr respect or appreciate those that fought in the war.

Essentially, you are the worst of humanity.

But its ok. Cause so am I. I am having a day of doing fuck all!

Police turned up in my street because it was like a party come 8pm. That's new! Maybe they thought it's possibly the last clap/bang/stomp/fireworks for the NHS of lockdown so they'd all make the effort? And when they do the police turn up hahaaa

Gnome “ I'm quite happy staying in my office at home listening to podcasts about serial killers (and picking up tips).”

Amy suggestions for women serial killers would be welcome, thank you.

Crowcat hope that abruptly ended the 'party' and hopefully next week will be silent!

Willow it was a bloody racket!! I've never clapped because I'm a murderous bugger

Smile If it feels good do it........

Aghghghg I hate soy milk! Going to try coconut flavoured next time it cant be any worse!

For us all... (well those of us who can drink proper coffee at this time of the night )

Um, if this is alternative milks for coffee, then hazelnut milk is v nice in coffee, and oat milk is okay.

If I have to abstain from stabbing I expect more than a measly coffee.

Not keen on the oat milk either fussy cow. Will try the hazelnut again, think I tried it a while back when this nonsense first started. Maybe just have to keep chopping and changing them? Like it ok in iced coffee you get in chill cabinets but just not in hot and I dont like black coffee. Grrr.

Princess

Can I ask in a very non offensive but extremely baffled way...

What is it with you Brits and put whole meals on a pizza?

It's food in itself it doesn't need to double as a burger/curry/roast dinner/and now full English breakfast.

Why?🙈