Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

Bring some spliffs too 😄

Liking the old mens....Properly scrumptious. That's you sorted then Smile.
And some herb for enjoying in Princess Banana's Hammock...

Been at work again so I did quite a bit of killing. Even had a little one cuddle. Much awwwws. I saw people and talked to them and shared some lovely strawberries.

I suppose the Nightingale hospitals will be needed after my spree today.

Talking about old crushes, my friend has on on young Stalin. 🙈

Talking about old crushes, my friend has on on young Stalin

In fairness, he was a bit of a looker!

In all fairness, he really was but that doesn't stop me taking the piss.

That's what friends are for right?

Smile can you drop some of those mens off at mine, I need some stuff moving around in the garden and it's a sweaty no shirt type job for a man hehe

Can you pick me up one of these please?

I've come over all unecessary and him... er... singing to me, might just help a bit.

Oh no that makes me cry!!!
'If I can Dream' is fab
'Way Down' is a goodie
Mind you I do like American Trilogy just for the voice and the music.

Ok i have officially lost the bloody plot. Bloody dementors have addled my brains.

Went to the cupboard to get a glass. A couple of years ago i got one of those 'gift set' mini bottles of brandy with a glass to use in the xmas cake. I dont drink brandy so dont have any in other than for xnas cake.
So this glass is on top shelf and as i picked it up without looking properly i read 'Coronavirus' instead of 'Courvoisier' 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
No wonder i drink!

Thanks Smile, I'll start making a list of things they can do for me In the garden, obviously

Haha oh willow, I'm starting to think lockdown brain is an actual thing. You proper made me chuckle there!!

Yes please smile...

A young lenny kravitz and a young Jim Morrison. That would definitely light my fire.

Just saw this it needs to go on so many threads

evening lovelies.
I have had a shit day at work.
anyway...... I see once again they have managed to spin out the lockdown decision - as if we dont notice how 3 weeks becomes 3 1/2, then 6 weeks becomes 7.....
not to worry. I am now off work for 3 day so it must be gin time.

off to catch up on thread, hope you have all had busy kiling days.

What's up with work?

Hopefully 3 days off will help.

Clapping. I'm having my customary fag. Poor royal cat is royally pissed off as there's fireworks and some kind of bangs going on too.

Poor cat. Definitely quieter here, good news.

Max, sorry for you having a shit day.