Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

Ah that will be a pain , y5,y2 and y1?

Do you have a printer? I could find some things for you to print or some activities that don't require technology.

Also, gratuitous kitty picture because she is the softest and most beautiful kitty I have ever been a servant to.

Close. Y4, Y2 and Y1. However, this thread has helped me think it out. I am now going to aim for one piece of school work a day as that seems a more realistic goal. Thanks.

Aww kitty 🥰

Peggy I imagine there is a rise in trouble at home with many people having a lot of time on their hands, more stress etc, and drinking more. Kinda tars us all with the same brush though! I like a couple of glasses of wine, maybe a glass of gin or a beer depending on what I fancy - and not every night or all at once I might add! I'm a bit of a lightweight as it happens. I just think the gov are treating us like kids quite frankly, like we all need guidance and hand holding when what we really want is for them to get their shit together and sort out this farce!!

Garden stuff today, zero kill count unless you count the bonfire we're having for the full moon tonight. People with lungs might not approve.

Morning uncaring, Nhs haters.

Need to move as i think i have to slap white paint around bathroom walls to protect the lining paper till i find the right colour.

Now we have someone 'reminding' us all not to.holiday abroad to lie on a beach for 2 weeks this year as she is not doing that any more due to climate change, virus etc bloody etc! ODFOD. Does she think we are all going to thank her for such sage advice nobody else is smart enough to consider never mind the fact that there will probably not be any holidays to Spain or anywhere else this year!

Never done that in my whole life personally i cant imagine anything more boring. Plus we cant all afford a holiday each year never mind abroad!

If one more person spouts out crap 'advice' on here i might spontaneously combust!😤

Glad your son is back Blobbly it will all be very surreal for him to say the least.

Thanks for the kitty photo ISaySteadyOn

While driving home from the supermarket today I saw a sign ‘1.5 stay alive’. In Australia 1.5 metres is the distance we have been advised to stay away from each other. Had to roll my eyes as there been a grand total of four Covid deaths in my state. Driving your car is much more dangerous than getting closer than 1.5 metres to someone. In fact our road toll hasn’t decreased this year despite Covid restrictions. There’s even an ad on telly saying ‘so much has changed right now but road safety shouldn’t’.

It seems the real covidiots in Australia are the ones on the road.

@CrowCat definitely a rise of trouble at home. But do these people read the govenrement guidlines and decide not to be twats?

I would suggest they actually try and tackle the problem, if they are recognising the problem. Rather, than, as you say tar everyone with the same brush.

Its so odd.

Peggy fact is once a twat always a twat, and some nice friendly government guideline isn't going to make those who do cause trouble at home through alcohol think oh, best not do that then.

Think I'll join in on the spontaneous combustion.

Smile keeping us in suspense only to reveal that it's gonna be another 3 weeks and no lifting of restrictions? But he wants us to enjoy our bunting and scones and war time sing-song first.

Smile I'd be in the same position.

plus I think anyone who fought in the war would be very sad now - they didn't fight so we could have our freedoms taken away.

Morning Bananian Murderers,

Smile - what happend to all the Mens that were abducted. Can Princess send you one?
Lots of murdering by me this week. I'm blaming the child who will insist on growing so have had to order lots of new summer clothes.
Will be having afternoon tea in the garden tomorrow with child, temp live-in boyfriend and the dog. Probably the neighbour's cat too.
Booze and lots of cake and thin sandwiches will be involved along with some lovely bubbles and rose and gin too.
I'm sure there will be much chit chatting across the fence to the neighbours on both sides. This will almost certainly increase as my levels of conviviality increase through the day.
I am going to erect an event canopy thingy to sit under but no bunting because I can't be arsed.
We might play some Glen Miller type music, just because.

I'm just quietly glad we're not in Mexico. My friend has told me that the sale of all alcohol has been banned (for good reason given the DV rates over there) but it still makes her very unhappy on lockdown by herself!

banning alcohol sounds like a disaster. People will be trying to make it surely?

Smile oof yes!! A time machine would be awesome. Many older hot mens were stunners in their prime.

Oooh he was gorgeous as was Paul Newman.
Painting now and a bit of paper has come away at top at the end of the bath/shower. Ds1 dispatched to get paste as have none left at the shop that sells everything!! Quite happy to go bribed with offer of getting sweets! Funny how he can move out bedroom when it suits him!

Shit he has just phoned to say there isnt any!!! Arghhh. Thats where i got it they must have run out. Oh they apparently have the powder stuff arghh that never mixes properly!!.😠😠
On a brighter note Andy Serkis is going to be reading The Hobbit live for 12 hrs for charity. Must find it i luffs him😍

Swoons

Smile dont be greedy now leave them with some energy for the rest of us

Kris Kristofferson was a bit nice