Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

Princess, sorry for thread hijack he just really pissed me off tonight with this gaslighting bullshit. Yeah chances are he didn't want to look like he was doing a Neil Ferguson, and that's great if you're talking to new people or nosy neighbours, but DD and I are neither of those things, wouldn't 'dob him in' so why the lies and why upset a 9yo by twisting events when she knows they're not true??

Eurgh.

Lilac it's just got a higher alcohol content than some other wines.

Don't be silly ... rant and moan away.

Because he's playing a role? I have a feeling it's not the first time he's done this so he appears whiter than white while he's knees deep in shit.

lilac no I menat the thread "I'm so angry" or somesuch...
Princess you would hope wouldnt you. Although my views on the current situation in the NHS are best left for another thread!!

Am drinking gin and posting on other threads...this may not end well. Think it must be nearly bed time

@CrowCat malfunction is right. I am sorry you are having to mop up after his mess.

Hex hex hex!

Princess he's a serial douche that's a fact. There was much gaslighting and manipulation during our marriage. He's a pro at that. Cheating. Emotional abuse. Some shoving, smashing stuff up, but he'd always play the innocent victim to friends and family. I moved out with my DC when it started seeping through and affecting them.

I guess I hoped he wouldn't do the same to DD2 but sadly seems I was mistaken.

Much wine is required.

Evening all, a curse and a blight on cheating exes.

Had a routine blood test today. The last few times the medical centre has been very quiet but today it was heaving in a socially distant sort of way. Chatting to the phlebotomist she said they were almost back to normal.

Went to Wilkinsons and bought a totally essential watering can. They were only letting in a handful at at a time. I'm sure we all look like shoplifters, scuttling away from each other and furtively looking down aisles to see if there is anyone else is there.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3901688-Dementors-Begone#prettyPhoto
Brilliant!

@PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock oh glorious leader....do I have permission to call someone a twat on a thread

Fucking people thinking that clapping = moral superiority, really fuck me off.

Max you can if you want to on this thread. Just so you know .

Crow just think that some poor dumbass is stuck in lockdown with him. It's so heartbreaking when they're assholes to the kids too.

Gnome everything ok? Just asking cause of the blood test.

oh love that card. Is that a group of likeminded people on that thread?

Think so😄

The thread about the chicken is annoying me due a GF calling op a troll and being so smug and clevernot with sound bites. Am almost ready to report the biatch. No need.

Peggy knock yourself out. Why not go the whole mile and use Twatty McTwatFace?

Yeah someone thinks they've found their dream bloke (that's 5 silly buggers since we split) and it'll last 6 weeks at a push. Ah well. They'll learn.

The tide does seem to be turning on MN, far more voices raised in time for this farce to be over.

Thanks for the hexes guys

willow love that card! Looking for the chicken now.

Speaking of ridiculous... honestly my home country is like an Ali G movie mixed with the Hangover.

So I've told you guys itsmore strict, huge fines, you need a personal declaration to go out etc.

So imagine very rural village where people grow animals for own consumption and stuff.
Woman's pig escapes the courtyard so she runs after him all the way to the main road. Squeaking and squealing galore. Police car parked there to meet their quota(whole other post) . She got a fucking fine for not writing a personal declaration BEFORE running after the pig.

Princess
What jobsworths!
Thats beyond ridiculous.

Princess whaaat???

They've given out 290k fines so far. That poor woman was fined for around £400 .

What can I say? I was born and raised in Moronia .

Why has the clapping turned people into idiots?

And while I am at it, there's going to be a 3 mins silence on Friday for VE.....but its turned into 2 minutes silence on your doorstep....with other activities through the day.

Why do you have stand on your doorstep? Why did we start having to be seen to be doing these things?

Just seen this on Facebook.

Not been funny, but I have been working. Bank Holiday is a good time for me to have a 3 day break. Why would I let some random organise my day for me?

Llama so did I.

Peggy my fb is full of it as is my emails with shite from DD's school and my school. She even has "bank holiday take a break" on her schedule. There have been schedules set up for when to do x ,y,z . Fuck off.I don't give a shit, everything about it makes my skin itch.

Peggy you can have Friday as your do fuck all day, unless you had it already. Stick it to "the man".

That is ridiculous about the pig!

Blood test was because I am a sludge blood and take warfarin. Interestingly it is looking like Covid19 is having sludge blood characteristics in some cases.

In other news DS has been asked if he is interested in a permanent job at the supermarket where he has been a home shopping picker since lockdown started. I am rather proud of him. He hadnt had much luck in finding a job up until now but does seem to have settled into this job quite quickly despite the early hours starts.

Aww well done DS! Is he going for it?