Under His sausage, blessed be the alcohol, ak47s and online deliveries

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

And over,and under, to the left a bit ,to the right , ahhh right there! That's the spot!

Just keep killing...killing...killing

And breathing, and laughing, and moaning and ranting.

We ran out of soldiers and escaped the clap.
We cried and laughed and did silly crafts.
We analysed dogging and penis whips.

Assholes, plump vags , shit deliveries and hexing.

What mayhem will we discover next?

The web is dark and full of horrors... as well as faithful bananians marching valiantly over the hill to sit on benches and eat crisps.

Carry on my weary fluffballs of doom!

More cool trainers princess.

Thanks ISay, I messaged DD this morning and she's got a lousy throat and cough but not feeling too bad.

I'm off to town for seeds and compost and all sorts of random crap.

Just had DS on the phone, he's terrified his business will go under before lockdown ends. Fucking meh.

Pink I do have a things for trainers. I live in them.

I think I'm top killer today, 12 kms

Random crap purchased. Including water pistols and flip flops and chocolate gateaux. We even sat on the grass in town and ate chocolate and a policeman walked straight past without a worry. Town was busy and all the pop up burger stalls were open. We've probably wiped out thousands.

That sounds like fun crow I'm coming over.

I'm pretty sure my weekly trip to the supermarket didn't achieve a very high kill rate but the sight of someone wearing a mask in their own car made me want to beat my own brains out on the steering wheel! On the other hand my builders are back so I may have contributed to some extra deaths by talking to them through an open window!

Ha! You just sat down to show off those trainers Princess😄 hope you dragged that log home and burned it before you contaminated the whole area?
Work ok got O.o.d freebies, we had lots to give away but some will be wasted. Its shocking how much waste goes on due to 'rules and regulations'😠

Thinking where i can go tomortow just to do something slightly different if weather nice. Maybe another beach in the area or somewhere to walk. Now i have said that it will bucket down.🤣🤣

Thankfully you could be right Smile but a lot of Dementors still. Keep leaving threads as cba any more with their hysterics. Do what you want to do if it makes you feel good and not hurting anyone else stay in forever or go out i dont care but leave others alone to make thier own decisions.

Am on strike now kids can fend for themselves rest of day😄

My superpowers weren't strong enough to take it home with me. So sadly both logs (me and DD had one each) have stayed behind after rubbing ourselves all over them. We sat on two different benches too!

Now I feel like I need to show off another pair of trainers soon just to keep it going.

Two non essential shops open locally today, I wandered in for a non essential chat, which they welcomed.

Neil Ferguson was a factor in them reopening. One said he had been genuinely worried about the virus but this showed him what a shit show it all is.

Trying to give benefit of doubt to make wearers in cars

Many companies eg carers, plumbers will give staff one mask per day and in theory you should only take it on or off with clean hands, so some people think it’s just easier to keep it on all day.

*mask wearers

Can I have a little rant?

Fucking exh. He's decided that the new GF moved in in January and they've been isolated together ever since. I can I categorically say this is the biggest pile of horse shite that has spewed from his mouth in a very long time. He was dating an ex work mate on and off in January and she was staying at his (I know this because she posted it all over fb), February he was in a different city for work all month, March he tried to move in with us for lockdown!!! So why the fuck has he just told DD2 that his new girlfriend has lived in his house since January??

Garghhhhh!!!! Is there a stronger word than hate? Loathe? Detest? I couldn't give a rats arse if he's got yet another GF, but I do care that he's lying through his teeth to DD2.

The fact that he's just tried to rewrite the last 4 months like DD2 wasn't part of the dynamic just gets my goat. It's gaslighting and I won't have it.

Smile we'd had such a good day me and DD2 and she's having a wobble now because he's just rewritten the last 4 months of her life!

I'm cursing him. Hexing is too mild. Seriously he just keeps sinking lower and lower.

@CrowCat sorry he is such a cunt.

My exh keeps insisting he was with his girlfriend for a year before they moved in together. I pointed that since we were together then, he must have cheated. Nope he didn't cheat, but still insists he was with her a year before they moved in.

He was with her 12 weeks when they moved in together. Ds is very uncomfortable when he keeps getting told, what he knows is wrong.

It fucks me off because they just can't think of the kids.

Peggy they must have some kind of malfunction, it just beggars belief. I said to exh umm how has she lived with you since January when you were carrying on about moving in with DD2 and I in March?? Spamming DD with texts saying mummy won't let me come home?? We've been separated 6 years, I moved out into this place, so it most definitely isn't his home anyway!

Eurgh.

He was always great at gaslighting and giving me spaghetti brain. I hate that he can still accomplish that, and now do it to DD too

evening all
hexes to all lying/cheating exes out there (had a real dilema there on spelling the plural of ex - es's,exs, exes....yes I knw its not even a word LOL)

busy work day with limited killing opportunites (the NHS is like that LOL)
did have a few things delivered whilst I was out (bday gifts for dd2) so a bit of killing Im sure.

was just reading the angry thread - a few frothers still but it does indeed seem as if the tide is turning somewhat - Blessed Day

Managed a little run with ds2 after work...now on the gin again!

oh and yes, very nice trainers princess and 12 K of killing is impressive. Nice touch with the logs.

Max, is the angry thread the main thread? It’s hard to tell!

I've opened my most potent wine after having a little one to one with DD2. She's playing Roblox in bed and I'm about to start watching GoT again because all the talk of Jaime and Drogo et al is giving me withdrawals

Wine is rarely potent, I thought? I’m probably missing something. Alcohol adventures only really began with lockdown!

Lilac some wines can be

Max one would hope the NHS doesn't offer many killing opportunities

Crow I have no words, i assume it was so he'd look sensible and not breaking lockdown rules while also not seeing her? Gaslighting piece of shit. I like loathsome quite a bit for people like that, or "waste of oxygen".

Enjoy GoT , have you seen it all?